Camping(RP)

"bro, we can hear you."

"..."

"NO YOU CAN'T"

“Yes we can”

"oh yeah, you're right."

“And also you’re going canoeing with us.”

"paps, get back here."

*drags papyrus to the lake, shoves him in a canoe*

"NYEH HEH HEH! THE GREAT PAPYRUS STRIKES AGAIN!" *You can smell the aroma of spaghetti coming from the forest.*

"WAIT

"BROTHER?"

“let’s get going, what could possibly go wrong?”

*5 seconds later, the canoe has toppled over*

"I... UH, MAY HAVE MADE A MISTAKE"

"I THINK I LEFT THE STOVE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FOREST... ON."

(I'm playing Grounded, and I just had professor Tully take a boulder to the face for me. Twas beautiful.)

"paps, did you burn the water?"

"SANS THE FOREST IS GOING TO BE ON FIRE."

"so yes?"

"...I HATE TO ADMIT IT, BUT YES. I BURNT THE WATER."

(Biggesr plot twist of the century)