Can anyone gift me diamond membership please , oh and BTY my van needs a petrol fill cost me £105 last week so that would be nice too .
Is this a joke?
why you just dont mind your own work?
No. No one will gift you. Block me if you think I’m annoying. Just do what chess player lol said. Lots of recourses free, and hopefully, his parents know 
I'll gift gold to the best player in his family - but I don't think the best player is bestplayer. 
can someone pls give me lifetime diamond membership so I can improve and defeat magnus carlsen, oh and I accidentally spilled gasoline on all my money so I just need a few million dollars can someone pls give it to me im not asking for much ok and thanks
I will let you have a membership! Yes, you heard me correctly. I don’t go back with my words. There is one condition before it though. Ask a your parents to give you a membership, then I would have fulfilled what I said. I mean I haven’t said “ I would give you”, I said “I will let you have membership”
Sure - Can you come clean my bathroom? Ya know, since we’re doing things for eachother… /sarcasm
Seriously though, just buy your own cheapskate!
lol i'm not giving you a membership