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What did the grumpy cat say to the playful kitten?
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Don't pull my tail
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Why don’t cats practice anything?
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They don’t need to practice anything. They’re already purr-fect.
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Good one!

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What kind of cat is used to help diagnose illnesses?
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A cat scan.
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Thanks, CatTheCool
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I can't think of any cat jokes.
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make one up

 

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Why does a cat act like it loves you?
Walk to the food dish and see.
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lol

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A cat's dream car?

Furr-rari

 

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Lol
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*cat looks at aproaching human*
Hello I'm gonna scrub the crap out of my butt now
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Huh?
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Do you even own a cat? That's what they do.
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I don't I am afraid. My family doesn't have enough money to afford keeping it😭😭😭😭
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(Said sadly)
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Ah well; that is unfortunate.