HessianWarrior/ Cats are born killers. The only reason they don't kill you is because you occasionally provide it with food but you can be sure that if the food stops coming, your cat will be only too willing to lovingly rip its claws straight through your chest. Cats kill billion of animals a year, not because they need food, but because they are bored and they feel like it! Cats are arrogant tossers who, don't like people. They can barely look at us, never mind express any kind of interest in our wellbeing! When they do show interest in people it generally involves claws being pierced through your skin as they try to turn you into a pillow! Take that HESSIANWARRIOR and smoke it in your pipe! +10 for dogs who are man's best friend!
Cats Vs Dogs
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Are you talking about big cats?
zapped wrote:
HessianWarrior/ Cats are born killers. The only reason they don't kill you is because you occasionally provide it with food but you can be sure that if the food stops coming, your cat will be only too willing to lovingly rip its claws straight through your chest. Cats kill billion of animals a year, not because they need food, but because they are bored and they feel like it! Cats are arrogant tossers who, don't like people. They can barely look at us, never mind express any kind of interest in our wellbeing! When they do show interest in people it generally involves claws being pierced through your skin as they try to turn you into a pillow! Take that HESSIANWARRIOR and smoke it in your pipe! +10 for dogs who are man's best friend!
I had a dog, -30 for pissing on my Air Conditioner in the backyard five times a day, chewing a Rose bush with thorns as big as gator teeth to a useless stump, digging holes in the backyard large enough for him to hide in, and sh#tting everywhere three times for every one time I feed him.
Can't train him?
Well I put a 480 volt low amperage wire around the Air Conditioner. He sniffed it once and it dropped him to his knees. He never approached it again. By the way he also chewed the hell out of the fins on the AC too.
My first dog just about went through the window to catch a prowler. She did break the window out. He got the point. She also woke up to warn me someone was in my bushes. And when a neighbor, who she knew tried to pet her through the window when I was not home--well he was told in no uncertain barks he was not allowed near without my permission. My cats--they would go and hide.
zapped wrote:
HessianWarrior/ Cats are born killers. The only reason they don't kill you is because you occasionally provide it with food but you can be sure that if the food stops coming, your cat will be only too willing to lovingly rip its claws straight through your chest. Cats kill billion of animals a year, not because they need food, but because they are bored and they feel like it! Cats are arrogant tossers who, don't like people. They can barely look at us, never mind express any kind of interest in our wellbeing! When they do show interest in people it generally involves claws being pierced through your skin as they try to turn you into a pillow! Take that HESSIANWARRIOR and smoke it in your pipe! +10 for dogs who are man's best friend!
If your dog had a choice between you and a raw T-Bone steak you'd lose.
Not if you trained it to hate bones :)
Ahhh! Look at the doggies play! How cute!
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Babytigrrr wrote:
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犬が猫より良いですよ。
Not True! 猫は犬よりも優れている.
BishopTARDIS wrote:
My first dog just about went through the window to catch a prowler. She did break the window out. He got the point. She also woke up to warn me someone was in my bushes. And when a neighbor, who she knew tried to pet her through the window when I was not home--well he was told in no uncertain barks he was not allowed near without my permission. My cats--they would go and hide.
-10 for breaking the window.
Overall total:
Dogs: 0
Cats: 30
People don't buy kitty cats to protect their homes.
DOGS ARE BETTER! GO DOGS!
Cats walk all over your chess board -5 for cats.
Or get the kid to do it, right?