Chess 2

The best chess move in history. The move was excellent. I cannot X Fathom for his blunt knife. The move was with a steady krush. He moved his knight and took the bishop with a swift check, forcing the pawn to capture and opening up a dangerous file for the white rook. The pawn took and he sacrifices his queen!!!111 The sac took black down a hill and beat him senseless, leaving him a scar. So they all lose eventually, eh? The exact words uttered by a deranged lunatic from a bar. The light pieces were utilized and crush black with a swift blow, knocking him out like a rook on a pendulum. The kick was forced and none other than Bill Black and his Missourian Horse came by and completed the game with white delivering check mate. The game was ended and the players shook hands. The bar was empty when they got dun. Then they got in their cars and walked home. The end. P.s. true based on a real story

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