Chess For Oldtimers --- Part II

Very cute item: Everything that you needed to know, you learned from Captain Kangaroo, 

Cute item: No you can't use the baby changing room to change your own diaper. 

Yeah, I'm sure there's a weight limit for the changing table...

You remember who said: " The Eagle has landed."   

“Hello Americans, this is Paul Harvey, stand by for NEWS!”

 Pregnant women offer you their seat on the bus. 

I was listening to the radio earlier and they mentioned a survey about road-rage. When I was younger I honked at a few people now however, people honk at me  lol. 

At rock-concerts they don't bother to check your backpack.

You place a stop order on your mail and newspaper delivery a week before going on vacation.

You can remember hiring the neighbor kid to do some work around the property. And he actually worked hard and enjoyed it. 

Fitness is important as we age however the last time that you went for a run, two neigjbors called an ambulance and one called the police.

You can remember what it felt like to be the roadrunner. Now you feel worse than Wile E. Coyote. 

Thanks for the posts.

You remember your parents driving up to A and W for a real treat of that frozen mug of root beer. Sitting on the window tray. 

The late great WC Fields requested this for his grave - stone: " On the whole I'd rather be in Philadelphia . " 

Yet that's not on his grave marker, and he's buried in California. Eh...

You remember that building a good relationship with your bank was a measure of maturity. Now you just get a nimrod at a call center in who-knows-where. 

Another item from a grave - stone: " He went to join his mother - in - law. "  

funny things to have on tombstones.

i told you i was sick.

i'd rather be where you are.

sorry for not shaking your hand. i'm in a tight spot.

“I didn’t do it.”