Chess is all about TROLLING your opponent: my conclusion and I have proofs

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trysts wrote:

I would love to make a movie about the Chess.com community! If I ever figure out how to do it, like finding a filmable way to present an online community cinematically, the I would definitely enjoy writing that screenplay

that could be a winner sharon. i tried to get many members to speak about each other in my "let us share" threads. unfortunately, they devolved. if you make a movie, you can say whatever you wish!

about anyone!

the most difficult part, i would think, would be pdelio's character. gotta be one that has the ability to play a complete loser.

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trysts wrote:

Remember when ivandh use to do one-liners? He was funny

yes. he was funny. subtle. sometimes not so subtle, but with a reference that was sure to be lost on dolts.

wish he posted more, but, we all have lives to live.

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AlCzervik wrote:
trysts wrote:

I would love to make a movie about the Chess.com community! If I ever figure out how to do it, like finding a filmable way to present an online community cinematically, the I would definitely enjoy writing that screenplay

that could be a winner sharon. i tried to get many members to speak about each other in my "let us share" threads. unfortunately, they devolved. if you make a movie, you can say whatever you wish!

about anyone!

the most difficult part, i would think, would be pdelio's character. gotta be one that has the ability to play a complete loser.

Pdela wouldn't be in the movie. In fact I'd write the movie myself just so that I'm assured pdela doesn't appearLaughing

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MarcoBR444 wrote:
trysts wrote:
MarcoBR444 wrote:
trysts wrote:
MarcoBR444 wrote:
profmain wrote:

Once you define everyone as a troll, the word loses all meaning. There's a philosophical principle about that but I can't be bothered to look it up.

 

Or format it in bubbles.

No, see the first page.

I said 90% of the active users of chess foruns are trolls. It is easy to prove it.

With that percentage I'm more interested in the small percentage who aren't trolls. Could you name some non-trolls please?

 

LOGOZAR is definitely a non-troll, for exemple.

I don't know who LOGOZAR is? Can you name some I would know? Like some who are very active in the forums?

 

HE is very active, see his profile:

https://www.chess.com/members/view/logozar

 

You do not know him because HE IS NOT A TROLL !!!!!

Trolls are more famous than non-trolls!!!!

He is very active, but, as he is not a troll, you do not know (or do not remember) him!!!!!!

Name someone you know? Who has never heard of me?

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X_PLAYER_J_X wrote:
Sitting-Duck wrote:

To be honest I have always secretly suspected Batgirl of being a sort of post modern neo-classic troll with intellectual tendencies.

lol

Well since people are bringing it up.

I have to admit

Batgirl is a troll!

Its funny because its true!

Batgirl has been rocking a troll-ish avatar for years!

The Bat Girl avatar is very revealing.

 

You can literally see the avatars nips!

I myself have never been offended.

I fully support people who flash there breast at other people.

The funniest thing was a couple of months ago she had in her about me section how she wasn't accepting friend request.

Which I thought was hilarious!

She has been a top author on chess.com for a decade.

While using an avatar which flashes the chess.com audience while at the same time declining friend request.

You can't get any more troll-ish than that!

I myself have always tryed being friends with people who flash me!

The avatar has been there for like 10 years.

I doubt it matters at this point.

the duck brought it up as a joke.

you, sir, are a classic troll. there is no need to engage others that know much more than you, as batgirl does.

her avatar is not offensive, and she is a top contributor here. if you decide to learn about chess history, instead of telling so many others what move to play in seemingly every topic, you actually might learn a few things from her.

(really, i doubt it, but, i had to write it)

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trysts wrote:
MarcoBR444 wrote:

 

You do not know him because HE IS NOT A TROLL !!!!!

Trolls are more famous than non-trolls!!!!

He is very active, but, as he is not a troll, you do not know (or do not remember) him!!!!!!

 

Then I'll have to start keeping my eye out for him! Is that the only person who isn't a troll?

You posted on an old thread of his entitled.....ding ding ding! "poop1"

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macer75 wrote:
Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:

I'm only partially a troll. Please remove me from the list of trolls.

Really? You don't like being recognized for your trolling? That's a great honor!

I LOOOVEEEE it! However, if I'm labeled "troll" some mod may start behaving badly and might ban me.

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Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:
trysts wrote:
MarcoBR444 wrote:

 

You do not know him because HE IS NOT A TROLL !!!!!

Trolls are more famous than non-trolls!!!!

He is very active, but, as he is not a troll, you do not know (or do not remember) him!!!!!!

 

Then I'll have to start keeping my eye out for him! Is that the only person who isn't a troll?

You posted on an old thread of his entitled.....ding ding ding! "poop1"

Poop1? There was really a thread with that title?Laughing

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Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:
trysts wrote:
MarcoBR444 wrote:

 

You do not know him because HE IS NOT A TROLL !!!!!

Trolls are more famous than non-trolls!!!!

He is very active, but, as he is not a troll, you do not know (or do not remember) him!!!!!!

 

Then I'll have to start keeping my eye out for him! Is that the only person who isn't a troll?

You posted on an old thread of his entitled.....ding ding ding! "poop1"

The ironic part is that I don't believe I was trolling when I posted that. I was serious. I was also 9 Tongue Out

I won't delete my old content, it will be fun to look back on.

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Last time you said you were 9. Please let me in on the secrets of suddenly getting younger.

Here is the link to this funny old thread:

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/tournaments/poop-1

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trysts wrote:
Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:
trysts wrote:
MarcoBR444 wrote:

 

You do not know him because HE IS NOT A TROLL !!!!!

Trolls are more famous than non-trolls!!!!

He is very active, but, as he is not a troll, you do not know (or do not remember) him!!!!!!

 

Then I'll have to start keeping my eye out for him! Is that the only person who isn't a troll?

You posted on an old thread of his entitled.....ding ding ding! "poop1"

Poop1? There was really a thread with that title?

He he he! And you don't even remember a thread with THAT title?

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/tournaments/poop-1

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/tournaments/poop-1

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/tournaments/poop-1

 

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/tournaments/poop-1

 

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/tournaments/poop-1

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/tournaments/poop-1

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/tournaments/poop-1

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/tournaments/poop-1https://www.chess.com/forum/view/tournaments/poop-1https://www.chess.com/forum/view/tournaments/poop-1

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/tournaments/poop-1

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/tournaments/poop-1

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/tournaments/poop-1

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/tournaments/poop-1

 

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/tournaments/poop-1

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/tournaments/poop-1

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/tournaments/poop-1

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/tournaments/poop-1https://www.chess.com/forum/view/tournaments/poop-1

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/tournaments/poop-1

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/tournaments/poop-1

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/tournaments/poop-1https://www.chess.com/forum/view/tournaments/poop-1

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/tournaments/poop-1

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/tournaments/poop-1

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/tournaments/poop-1

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/tournaments/poop-1

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/tournaments/poop-1

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/tournaments/poop-1

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/tournaments/poop-1

 

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/tournaments/poop-1

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/tournaments/poop-1

That should have imprinted it into your memory.

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Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:

Last time you said you were 9. Please let me in on the secrets of suddenly getting younger.

Here is the link to this funny old thread:

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/tournaments/poop-1

I realised my mistake and edited it before you posted back.

Thanks, I was about to post it myself.

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AlCzervik wrote:

the duck brought it up as a joke.

you, sir, are a classic troll. there is no need to engage others that know much more than you, as batgirl does.

her avatar is not offensive, and she is a top contributor here. if you decide to learn about chess history, instead of telling so many others what move to play in seemingly every topic, you actually might learn a few things from her.

(really, i doubt it, but, i had to write it)

The difference between me and you is I am a troll which accepts it.

You are a troll in denial!

Chess history has nothing to do with an avatar image.

Furthermore, Your own avatar is revealing.

You are bascially nude with underwear on with a liquor bottle in your hand.

The only part of your avatar which isn't revealing is the pool water floating behind you.

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logozar wrote:
Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:
trysts wrote:
MarcoBR444 wrote:

 

You do not know him because HE IS NOT A TROLL !!!!!

Trolls are more famous than non-trolls!!!!

He is very active, but, as he is not a troll, you do not know (or do not remember) him!!!!!!

 

Then I'll have to start keeping my eye out for him! Is that the only person who isn't a troll?

You posted on an old thread of his entitled.....ding ding ding! "poop1"

The ironic part is that I don't believe I was trolling when I posted that. I was serious. I was also 9 

I won't delete my old content, it will be fun to look back on.

Were you trolling when you posted this thread?

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/zombies-are-hot

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I think he's one of those trolls who doesn't want to tell anyone he's trolling. Don't believe a word he says! 

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Hopefully everyone realizes that I was joking. Although that should be fairly obvious to anyone who's not blind as a bat.

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macer75 wrote:
logozar wrote:
Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:
trysts wrote:
MarcoBR444 wrote:

 

You do not know him because HE IS NOT A TROLL !!!!!

Trolls are more famous than non-trolls!!!!

He is very active, but, as he is not a troll, you do not know (or do not remember) him!!!!!!

 

Then I'll have to start keeping my eye out for him! Is that the only person who isn't a troll?

You posted on an old thread of his entitled.....ding ding ding! "poop1"

The ironic part is that I don't believe I was trolling when I posted that. I was serious. I was also 9 

I won't delete my old content, it will be fun to look back on.

Were you trolling when you posted this thread?

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/zombies-are-hot

Probably. As I said, I mess around on occasion, it can be quite fun.

I do have far more serious blogs and forums than silly ones (feel free to check) (that includes forum comments as well)

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Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:

Last time you said you were 9. Please let me in on the secrets of suddenly getting younger.

Here is the link to this funny old thread:

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/tournaments/poop-1

That's hilarious! How did you ever remember that?Laughing Looks like I've known logozar since he was nine years old!Laughing

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I-Am-Kitteh wrote:

Sharon, here are some pointers about doing a chesscom movie!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_F7afljGDDw

 

Cheers the Motion Picture.

Laughing

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trysts wrote:

Pdela wouldn't be in the movie. In fact I'd write the movie myself just so that I'm assured pdela doesn't appear

a movie about cc without narcissus?

we need to discuss who the actors and actresses would be playing members!

i think deniro could do elubas speak.

winslet could be trysts.

kitty would be jennifer lawrence.

ryan reynolds could be the duck.

spud would be played by jason bateman.

kco would be played by jack black.

clifton would be portrayed by louis ck.

kohai would be jessica lange.

clint eastwood could do a very good impression of hash.

'flags would be bill murray.

cystem could be played by brian dennehey.

i know i've not mentioned many others. forgive me.