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Mar 26, 2018
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#23
it was by far the dumbest joke ever recorded. Thanks for the trophy!
ur welcome
Mar 27, 2018
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#25
A chess master died – after a few days, a friend of his heard a voice; it was him!
“What’s it like, where you are now,” he asked.
“What do you want to hear first, the good news or the bad news.”
“Tell me the good news first.”
“Well, it’s really heaven here. There are tournaments and blitz sessions going on all the time and Morphy, Alekhine, Lasker, Tal, Capablanca, Botvinnik, they’re all here, and you can play them.”
“Fantastic!” the friend said, “and what is the bad news?”
“You have Black against Capablanca on Saturday.”
LOL
Well, you still posted a joke!
Mar 29, 2018
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#30
Here's another one:
A chess player said to his friend:
“My dog can play chess!”
“How strong? What’s his rating?”
Mar 29, 2018
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#31
And:
Two beginners:
“I improved my English, Spanish, French, Russian and Italian.”
“Then you must be a genius!”
“Why?”
“You can speak so many languages…”
“I am talking about chess openings and not languages.”
A knight is on his way home when he’s stopped by a patrol car.
“You were swerving all over the road back there… sir, can you walk in a straight line for me please.”
“Awww, Rats!” thought the knight
LOL!
BTW, if you get a trophy, and I don't give it to you, remember to remind me, since I often forget.
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I don't get it.