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I think somebody already did that one, if you post a different one, you will get a trophy.
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A chess master died – after a few days, a friend of his heard a voice; it was him!
“What’s it like, where you are now,” he asked.
“What do you want to hear first, the good news or the bad news.”
“Tell me the good news first.”
“Well, it’s really heaven here. There are tournaments and blitz sessions going on all the time and Morphy, Alekhine, Lasker, Tal, Capablanca, Botvinnik, they’re all here, and you can play them.”
“Fantastic!” the friend said, “and what is the bad news?”
“You have Black against Capablanca on Saturday.”
Get it? That means his friend will die on Saturday.
I don't get it. But, you will still get a trophy
Apr 15, 2018
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You know, because the knight and the rook can't get the ball because they don't move diagonally (rook) or left and right, up and down (knight).
Oh. LOL!
“So I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov – Problem was, we had a checkered tablecloth and it took him two hours to pass the salt!”
haha
A car accident:
First driver leaves his car shouting: “It is your fault, you took the wrong way.”
“There is only one right way! Ne4!”
Umm...no