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Sorry if I'm spamming

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It's  fine, can you do me a favor? I got post 120, and nobody has given me a trophy, at least I think so. SO, can you give me a trophy please? happy.png

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I thought I did though

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You didn't, but that's ok

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Oh let me do it then

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Thank you!!!

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Where does a chess player trade pieces?

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"I once had dinner with Garry Kasporav at a resturaunt with checkesred tablecloths. It took him two hours to pass the salt."

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My friend once walked up to me really happy. I asked, "What are you so happy about?" He replied, "I made a new chess opening. It's called the British Opening." I took a glance at the board and said, "Looks like the English Opening." "But it's not," he said. "Alright, what's so different about it?" "Here, look and c4 yourself." Thank you. I'll be here all night.