Chess.com Family Tree!
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This has just been created out of my random wildest imagination. I got this idea from Artofproblemsolving.com. It's just a little pun on how everyone on Chess.com is related into 1 single family tree... <_<
More tidbits for the tree:
OTHER COMMUNITY MEMBERS:
matalinaw: math tutor
the_mathematician: math champion
Vance917: Genetics Researcher
Add: Psychiatrist
littlechessmaster: Physician/Family Doctor
spice: math tutor
kohai: PIZZA DELIVERY PERSON (lol!)
owenscowens: Chess.com's favorite cheerleader (lol!!!!!!) and fashion designer
Orbis_Daimon: professional engineer/aeronautics scientist
RedSoxpawn: Baseball player for Chess.com's all star baseball team
kronick: entertainer
willroya: magician
4lordme: ship captain
HieMuffinMan: muffin baker and merchant
Pillsbury_Doughboy: muffin baker and merchant
Evil-Monkey: fruit and vegetable store owner
GM YelenaDembo: Chess GM
oldmetrodome: Milkman!!!
crapitsmatty: video game storeowner
MommaTo4brats: Milkmaid!!!!
bigsmoke789: RPG fan
bart225: artist
NON HUMAN FAMILY MEMBERS:
themonkey: pet monkey
jesde: Noo-Noo the family vacuum cleaner, the Teletubbies' favorite!
KittyCat95: pet kitty cat
kitten: pet kitty cat
littlehotpot: family teapot
timmaylivinalie: the couch
Polgar0: kitchen table
KevinLovesChess: chessboard
kenoscar: pet dog
We also need to decide who should be the Chess.com Teletubbies!!!!
Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa Laa, Po.
Teletubbies: gauss1181
We need more!
Jul 17, 2008
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gauss1181 wrote:
More tidbits for the tree: OTHER COMMUNITY MEMBERS: kohai: pizza guy (lol!)
pizza guy eh ? lol [ did i change gender ? 
]
I am sorry to burst your bubble about my occupational sports, but I can't play baseball as easily as kohai can change gender apperently
. I do play soccer and practice martial arts
lol fine kohai is the PIZZA DELIVERY PERSON
Here's our most up-to-date family tree as of now:
gauss1181 (creator)+spice (Generation One) (Me and Spice are married!)
Generation 2: kronick-eshultz-Gaby-HieMuffinMan-Pillsbury_Doughboy-nickel1356
Gen 2 Marriages: kronick+eshultz, add+munchkin, RedSoxpawn+rookierae, rich+emilyispsycho,
Gen. 3: 4lordme-Prairie_Knight-elms-lordbobbetti-ruizleiva-Orbis_Daimon (children of kronick and eshultz), littlechessmaster-mercytononeZ-Andersjakk-jesde-chuck1-LasUnicorn-MommaTo4Brats-Sandyboots (children of add and munchkin, haha that's a lot of children), Steve_Spain-BarneyRubble-sighthound-bk1-KittyCat95-Lenny_Bongcloud-Rael-monica-Wefivehomeschoolers (children of rich and emilyispsycho)
Gen. 3:Pillsbury_Doughboy-HieMuffinMan (children of RedSoxpawn and rookierae), twin brothers who are the muffin men of chess.com
Bobby Shen (gasp! he came to visit the chess.com family tree!) only son of owenscowens and Dr_Doc_MD
Gen 2 also has owenscowens+Dr_Doc_MD
More tidbits for the tree:
OTHER COMMUNITY MEMBERS:
matalinaw: math tutor
the_mathematician: math champion
Vance917: Genetics Researcher
Add: Psychiatrist
littlechessmaster: Physician/Family Doctor
spice: math tutor
kohai: PIZZA DELIVERY PERSON (lol!)
owenscowens: Chess.com's favorite cheerleader (lol!!!!!!) and fashion designer
Orbis_Daimon: professional engineer/aeronautics scientist
RedSoxpawn: Baseball player for Chess.com's all star baseball team
kronick: entertainer
willroya: magician
4lordme: ship captain
HieMuffinMan: muffin baker and merchant
Pillsbury_Doughboy: muffin baker and merchant
Evil-Monkey: fruit and vegetable store owner
GM YelenaDembo: Chess GM
oldmetrodome: Milkman!!!
crapitsmatty: video game storeowner
MommaTo4brats: Milkmaid!!!!
bigsmoke789: RPG fan
bart225: artist
NON HUMAN FAMILY MEMBERS:
themonkey: pet monkey
jesde: Noo-Noo the family vacuum cleaner, the Teletubbies' favorite!
KittyCat95: pet kitty cat
kitten: pet kitty cat
littlehotpot: family teapot
timmaylivinalie: the couch
Polgar0: kitchen table
KevinLovesChess: chessboard
kenoscar: pet dog
Please feel free to include any suggestions about this so we can improve our Cyber Family!!! Enjoy!
Again, here's our most updated family tree as of now:
gauss1181 (creator)+spice (Generation One) (Me and Spice are married!)
Generation 2: kronick-eshultz-Gaby-HieMuffinMan-Pillsbury_Doughboy-nickel1356
Gen 2 Marriages: kronick+eshultz, add+munchkin, RedSoxpawn+rookierae, rich+emilyispsycho,
Gen. 3: 4lordme-Prairie_Knight-elms-lordbobbetti-ruizleiva-Orbis_Daimon (children of kronick and eshultz), littlechessmaster-mercytononeZ-Andersjakk-jesde-chuck1-LasUnicorn-MommaTo4Brats-Sandyboots (children of add and munchkin, haha that's a lot of children), Steve_Spain-BarneyRubble-sighthound-bk1-KittyCat95-Lenny_Bongcloud-Rael-monica-Wefivehomeschoolers (children of rich and emilyispsycho), AWARD+CHESS
Gen. 3:Pillsbury_Doughboy-HieMuffinMan (children of RedSoxpawn and rookierae), twin brothers who are the muffin men of chess.com, AWARDCHESS (son of AWARD and CHESS)
Bobby Shen (gasp! he came to visit the chess.com family tree!) only son of owenscowens and Dr_Doc_MD
Gen 2 also has owenscowens+Dr_Doc_MD
More tidbits for the tree:
OTHER COMMUNITY MEMBERS:
matalinaw: math tutor
the_mathematician: math champion
Vance917: Genetics Researcher
Add: Psychiatrist
littlechessmaster: Physician/Family Doctor
spice: math tutor
kohai: PIZZA DELIVERY PERSON (lol!)
owenscowens: Chess.com's favorite cheerleader (lol!!!!!!) and fashion designer
Orbis_Daimon: professional engineer/aeronautics scientist
RedSoxpawn: Soccer player for Chess.com's all star soccer team
kronick: entertainer
willroya: magician
4lordme: ship captain
HieMuffinMan: muffin baker and merchant
Pillsbury_Doughboy: muffin baker and merchant
Evil-Monkey: fruit and vegetable store owner
GM YelenaDembo: Chess GM
oldmetrodome: Milkman!!!
crapitsmatty: video game storeowner
MommaTo4brats: Milkmaid!!!!
bigsmoke789: RPG fan
bart225: artist
ADK: lawyer
Dr_Doc_MD: doctor
NON HUMAN FAMILY MEMBERS:
themonkey: pet monkey
jesde: Noo-Noo the family vacuum cleaner, the Teletubbies' favorite!
KittyCat95: pet kitty cat
kitten: pet kitty cat
littlehotpot: family teapot
timmaylivinalie: the couch
Polgar0: kitchen table
KevinLovesChess: chessboard
kenoscar: pet dog
This is our family tree as of now. rookierae is now a schoolteacher!
Thanks to RedSoxpawn for the suggestion. Note that this famiy tree is also accessible for viewing on my blog.
gauss1181 (creator)+spice (Generation One) (Me and Spice are married!)
Generation 2: kronick-eshultz-Gaby-HieMuffinMan-Pillsbury_Doughboy-nickel1356
Gen 2 Marriages: kronick+eshultz, add+munchkin, RedSoxpawn+rookierae, rich+emilyispsycho,
Gen. 3: 4lordme-Prairie_Knight-elms-lordbobbetti-ruizleiva-Orbis_Daimon (children of kronick and eshultz), littlechessmaster-mercytononeZ-Andersjakk-jesde-chuck1-LasUnicorn-MommaTo4Brats-Sandyboots (children of add and munchkin, haha that's a lot of children), Steve_Spain-BarneyRubble-sighthound-bk1-KittyCat95-Lenny_Bongcloud-Rael-monica-Wefivehomeschoolers (children of rich and emilyispsycho), AWARD+CHESS
Gen. 3:Pillsbury_Doughboy-HieMuffinMan (children of RedSoxpawn and rookierae), twin brothers who are the muffin men of chess.com, AWARDCHESS (son of AWARD and CHESS)
Bobby Shen (gasp! he came to visit the chess.com family tree!) only son of owenscowens and Dr_Doc_MD
Gen 2 also has owenscowens+Dr_Doc_MD
More tidbits for the tree:
OTHER COMMUNITY MEMBERS:
matalinaw: math tutor
the_mathematician: math champion
Vance917: Genetics Researcher
Add: Psychiatrist
littlechessmaster: Physician/Family Doctor
spice: math tutor
kohai: PIZZA DELIVERY PERSON (lol!)
owenscowens: Chess.com's favorite cheerleader (lol!!!!!!) and fashion designer
Orbis_Daimon: professional engineer/aeronautics scientist
RedSoxpawn: Soccer player for Chess.com's all star soccer team, tae kwon do medalist in chess.com olympics
kronick: entertainer
willroya: magician
4lordme: ship captain
HieMuffinMan: muffin baker and merchant
Pillsbury_Doughboy: muffin baker and merchant
Evil-Monkey: fruit and vegetable store owner
GM YelenaDembo: Chess GM
oldmetrodome: Milkman!!!
crapitsmatty: video game storeowner
MommaTo4brats: Milkmaid!!!!
bigsmoke789: RPG fan
bart225: artist
ADK: lawyer
Dr_Doc_MD: doctor
rookierae: schoolteacher
NON HUMAN FAMILY MEMBERS:
themonkey: pet monkey
jesde: Noo-Noo the family vacuum cleaner, the Teletubbies' favorite!
KittyCat95: pet kitty cat
kitten: pet kitty cat
littlehotpot: family teapot
timmaylivinalie: the couch
Polgar0: kitchen table
KevinLovesChess: chessboard
kenoscar: pet dog
Haha, I'm so confused by this whole post...what exactly is this all about now? More importantly, how on earth did I end up getting mentioned in this thread in the first place?
...And who said I was "some hyper guy" - haha...wow