Chess.com's version of Cask of Amontillado

You remind me of Fortunato,

Come I have a cask of Amontillado

Who is "Fortunato"? Who is "Amontillado"?

Can someone ask who and/or what Fortunado and/or Amontillado is/are?

I normaly fall for a cask, but ill pass

good choice, wouldent want to use my trowel on someone as witty as yourself

such a fine conisuer of spirits you are, I paid the full amontillado price, but need you to verify

put'em in a cellar!

Darnet, that Eye, that eye, arhg, I know what I'll do, hehe theyll call me insane, but what will I do

als Batgirl you spoiled my suprise for our dearest fortunato

well atleast I dont hide in my villa while the pestialence rages and devours and Holds illimitable dominion over all

ever seen my family crest

a snake biting a human Heel while being crushed by said food with the inscription nemo me impune lacassit

cough cough

?!?!? you must have a cough, would you like to turn back Fortunato

Cough cough hiccup

wow.

The lower bunk looks uncomfortable.

well Let me show you, that I know what you say, you shall find it in Younder vault and find it damp, good for fine wines

For the Love of God

Oh yes, For the Love of God Fortunato, For the Love of God.

ne have those bones been disturbed for half a century, nor the fine masonry I laid down that fine winter day as retribution for the thousand jests of Fortunato'

Roles

Montressor ( not mentioned by name): jetfighter13

Fortunato: trysts

Comentators: Batgirl and thegrobe

Has the Great Edgar Alan Poe ever been so butchered on a chess site. Let us hope: "Never more."

I know to make it even better it was on CPOTM November forum, I tried not to refrence other stories of his but darned Fortunato

mmmm...bumpicakes.