#1 Chuck Norris was confused by chess. He thought he was the king.
Chuck Norris Jokes
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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he's pushing the world down.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin, he has a 3rd fist in his beard.
When Einstein discovered his theory of relativity Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard in the face that Einstein actually travelled forward in time, where he is now known as Stephen Hawking.
Chuck Norris can checkmate you with only one move....... actually he doesn't have to move at all. You just lose.
DMX21x1 wrote:
When Einstein discovered his theory of relativity Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard in the face that Einstein actually travelled forward in time, where he is now known as Stephen Hawking.
My new favorite, ever.
Chuck Norris can win with the Bongcloud opening.
There's no such thing as global warming, Chuck Norris was feeling it cold so he turned the sun up.
Sep 22, 2023
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When chuck norris got an F on a math assignment, the teacher got a detention
Chuck Norris has died 10 years ago. Death hasn't mustered Up the Courage to Tell him yet
Sep 23, 2023
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Once, while walking through the desert, a rattlesnake bit Chuck Norris. Then, after 3 days of excruciating pain, the rattlesnake died
All right here is some of the Chuck Norris Jokes i dont care if they are lame make them up tell the ones you've heard, I dont care:
Chuck Norris can win Connect 4 in three moves
Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest...Twice.
Chuck Norris counted to Infinity... Twice.
And chess related ones are very appropriate