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Coax_the_keg

I think that would be great 😊

fanofDTRJ

If anyone is claiming that I drink alcoholic beverages, I'm not really into that stuff. I can't stand the smell of alcoholic beverages. The smell of alcoholic beverages causes me to have breathing difficulties for some odd reason.

Coax_the_keg
fanofDTRJ wrote:

If anyone is claiming that I drink alcoholic beverages, I'm not really into that stuff. I can't stand the smell of alcoholic beverages. The smell of alcoholic beverages causes me to have breathing difficulties for some odd reason.

That's good 😊👍

fanofDTRJ

Thanks 😎

AlCzervik

i don't always have breathing difficulties, but, when i do, i drink and they disappear!

Coax_the_keg
fanofDTRJ wrote:

Thanks 😎

Have you ever read doctor's dilemma by George Bernard Shaw

fanofDTRJ

With me, it's the opposite

Coax_the_keg

He is the person who comes by the use of a word beverages in his books !! At first I did not found in dictionary also? IDK why?

fanofDTRJ

During a picnic someone was pouring a beer in a cup and the wind blew the smell of that beer right where I was sitting and I couldn't breathe. It felt like I was being choked by Star Wars character Darth Vader.

autobunny
AlCzervik wrote:

i don't always have breathing difficulties, but, when i do, i drink and they disappear!

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. Alcohol cures all

Coax_the_keg

fanofDTRJ wrote:

During a picnic someone was pouring a beer in a cup and the wind blew the smell of that beer right where I was sitting and I couldn't breathe. It felt like I was being choked by Star Wars character Darth Vader.

alcohol in picnic?

fanofDTRJ

Absinthe? What's that?

AlCzervik
fanofDTRJ wrote:

During a picnic someone was pouring a beer in a cup and the wind blew the smell of that beer right where I was sitting and I couldn't breathe. 

it was obviously cheap beer. nothing the most interesting man in the world would consider drinking.

fanofDTRJ

I'm glad I live a straight life without drinking alcoholic beverages, without smoking, and I never done drugs.

autobunny
fanofDTRJ wrote:

Absinthe? What's that?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Absinthe

fanofDTRJ

A Google headline just popped up on my computer. It's the headline of Ken Jennings winning the Jeopardy tournament. He's the greatest Jeopardy player of all time.

AlCzervik

that's only because the most interesting man in the world did not participate.

by the way-he drinks.

fanofDTRJ

Ken Jennings drinks?

CounterproductiveHam

The Scarlet Bumpernickel strikes again

CounterproductiveHam

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