Chuck Norris
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peterbrandt1000
Jun 19, 2020
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#21
Chuck Norris let the dogs out
Jun 19, 2020
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#28
Chuck Norris can be mistaken for a vampire, because even his reflection runs away
Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.
Apr 10, 2024
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#33
Chuck Norris once tried to play hackey-sack with a ball made of ice. On his first kick, he kicked the ball into space.
That ball is now Halley's Comet.
Apr 10, 2024
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#34
Chuck Norris was shot the other day tomorrow is the bullets funeral
Apr 10, 2024
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#37
Chuck Norris died in 1999, death still hasn't worked up the courage to tell him
Apr 10, 2024
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#38
When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't pushing himself up, he's pushing the earth away from him
I had not known Chuck passed. No way, surprising..