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An old lady walked into the doctor’s office and said, “I have a problem. I can’t stop farting. They are all silent and none of them smell. I farted dozens of times while I was in the waiting room, a few times in your office, and I’ve made an especially long fart while talking to you.” The doctor prescribes her pills, and tells her to come back in two weeks.
After two weeks, she comes back to the doctor’s office, and tells the doctor, “I still can’t stop farting, and this time my farts are still silent but they smell terrible.” The doctor says, “Good. Now that your sense of smell is better, we can work on your hearing.”
After two weeks, she comes back to the doctor’s office, and tells the doctor, “I still can’t stop farting, and this time my farts are still silent but they smell terrible.” The doctor says, “Good. Now that your sense of smell is better, we can work on your hearing.”
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