Plastic Jesus. There are no good versions of Plastic Jesus I can find. I'll have to record it myself. My version is more fun than any of these. The song was originally written by two Radio DJs, Ed Rush and George Cromarty in 1957, on a whim and then it was covered by various artists and the lyrics were expanded on over the years. There are now at least twenty, if not fifty verses. I paired them down to eight, but I never recorded it. Someone needs to revitalize this one.
Here's Billy Idol with one of the only good versions. A different arrangement that works.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ae_9yBM3rBo
Finally, the one I heard in 1972. I've been looking for this one for years.
It has always amazed me how some people can not say a thing and make us laugh with just a few notes on an instrument. Dana Carvey is the master, but there are others. There are also plenty of comedic musicians, and posting on the music threads and running across Steve Martin, who really can rip a banjo, and still rips it with his band who are all hot Nashville Cats, I couldn't find anywhere else to post this. More comedy than music, but Steve is a classic.
David Bromberg, Mojo Nixon, Dr. Demento, ???