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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9? NO! 7 never 8 9, 7 doesn’t even know 9.truth is that many years ago 6 and 7 went camping together and 7 ONEted TWO bring THREE knives Four SurFIVEl, but SIZ knew that SEVEN secretly hEIGHTed him, and didn’t have beNINE inTENtions.
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Based joke.
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Are monsters good at maths?

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Not unless you Count Dracula.

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Monster math…
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Maybe yeah
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Josh11live wrote:
Monster math…

'I was working in the lab late one night...'

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tbh this isnt a very good joke.
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Who created the knights of the round table?

Circumference.

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It works
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Have you heard about the mathematician with a hatred for negative numbers?

He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

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#12 why are you loaded with so many math puns. And why are they kinda good.
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Why was Yoda afraid of 6?

because 6, 7, 8.

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XD THATS ACTUALLY A GOOD ONE

CUZ YODA USES SOV IN ENGLISH INSTEAD OF SVO
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What do cattle use to help them solve math questions?

Cow-culators.

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It works better when it’s said out loud by vsauce
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(The first one)
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Hey, Vsauce. Michal here. Circumference made the knights of the round table. or did they?
*moon men starts playing*
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or am i ####ing stupid and you meant #1