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Hi I am going to go get some food for the Coronavirus!

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Foolish. You need toilet roll and hand sanitiser. 

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Hi, I am going home because of the Coronavirus. it’s not going to be fun because we are going to be inside. and we can not play. the Coronavirus is not that fun but you can play inside. or do nothing. you can play or just do nothing. and you have to eat .and a lot of people died because of the Coronavirus .It is not fun.

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Ah, based on the way you construct sentences I believe you may be one of those taken by natures latest birth control measure. 

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I like Corona Beer

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Strangemover wrote:

Ah, based on the way you construct sentences I believe you may be one of those taken by natures latest birth control measure. 

"It is not fun"

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Drink enough Beer and you will not care if you have a virus.

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What does this have to do with the theme of the forum?

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Strangemover wrote:

Foolish. You need toilet roll and hand sanitiser. 

It is a virus, not a bacteria. Hand sanitizer does not do anything. Just wash your hands with hot water and soap.

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Morphys-Revenge wrote:
Strangemover wrote:

Foolish. You need toilet roll and hand sanitiser. 

It is a virus, not a bacteria. Hand sanitizer does not do anything. Just wash your hands with hot water and soap.

Perhaps my sarcasm was too subtle? 

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What this has to do with chess? Can someone tell me?

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Could be because it's might be your next move . . .

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Yes indeed Mister Denver...

Nothing quite like a good move! 


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its very clear that there are BABIES on this forum

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MarkofGreatness wrote:
I made up a song:
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Coronavirus will kill u
It’s already killed more than two
When you get it u will feel blue
Oooo oooo oooo

It makes your head feel bad
And kind of makes u sad
Coronavirus is quite bad
Oooo oooo oooo

When your feelin’ pretty low
And outside there is snow
To bed at once to go
Oooo oooo oooo

If you have it chug a beer
Don’t get hit by a deer
Good feeling will be near
Oooo oooo oooo

When your sick you need your rest
Not cursing is the real test
Make sure to play some chess
Oooo oooo oooo

Chess is a good way to cope
Don’t be a dope
Or get flogged with a rope
Oooo oooo oooo

Comment below if you liked it. Enough likes, and I’ll have a new one out soon.

Haha! make new one

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That song was plain 🤮
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Morphys-Revenge wrote:
Strangemover wrote:

Foolish. You need toilet roll and hand sanitiser. 

It is a virus, not a bacteria. Hand sanitizer does not do anything. Just wash your hands with hot water and soap.

 

It's an enveloped virus, so if the hand sanitizer is alcohol based, it will dry out the outer fat envelope and work. That's my understanding anyway.

 

Though hand washing is still best.

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The hand sanitising product we use at my workplace is effective against the virus. However, our supplier has told me they will have none in stock for approximately 8 weeks. 

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