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Peskybird1234
Granted, but none of those countries as your third chance
I wish to be able to sleep
Foxboi437
Granted but you sleep with your neck facing the wrong way and it hurts for a week
I wish for my charger to work properly lol
Peskybird1234
Granted, but it only works for your Samsung smart refrigerator
Peskybird1234
I wish to be tall
shadowtanuki

Granted. I'm sure dogs already think you're tall.
I wish for a preemptive pardon for what I'm about to do.

Peskybird1234
Granted, but the pardon only worked in 19282828ad
Foxboi437
Granted, but it’s revoked as soon as you do the action that was once pardoned
Foxboi437
Shii mb
shadowtanuki

I wish for a good lawyer lol

Foxboi437
Granted but they only speak long dead languages
Foxboi437
I wish for a square and warm blanket
shadowtanuki

Granted, but Jason Alexander (Costanza from Seinfeld) comes with it.
I wish for The Night of the living Dead to play at my funeral

Foxboi437
Granted but a bomb does off killing everyone in a 15 meter radius.
I wish for the guy from Seinfeld to be gone
shadowtanuki

Granted, but he continues to text you for years
I wish for nothing more than what I deserve

Foxboi437
Granted, but it’s all mangled up and unusable whatever it is (or was)
I wish for my phone to fix itself and run properly
shadowtanuki

Granted, but it runs off to the store to find your dad and never returns
I wish for more than what I deserve

Hot_Rash
Daniel90 wrote:

Granted but the government found that you had traces of horse meat so you were incinerated instead of eaten.

I wish I had a signed chess book written by Mikhail Tal

Horse meat is eaten in kazakhstan

Brian-blunderPEN
#22938
Granted, but you became spoiled brat.
I wish for +1029292939383884838 aura
Albertisgonealready

I wish for a a320

PradyPraj
Granted, but you will die in 1 day

I wish for everything I imagine to be real