I wish for my charger to work properly lol
Corrupt a Wish

I wish for my charger to work properly lol

Granted. I'm sure dogs already think you're tall.
I wish for a preemptive pardon for what I'm about to do.

Granted, but Jason Alexander (Costanza from Seinfeld) comes with it.
I wish for The Night of the living Dead to play at my funeral

I wish for the guy from Seinfeld to be gone

I wish for my phone to fix itself and run properly

Granted, but it runs off to the store to find your dad and never returns
I wish for more than what I deserve
I wish to be able to sleep