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PradyPraj
Dec 11, 2024
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#22841
I meant the other guy who wished for a million aura or smth
Dec 11, 2024
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#22843
Granted. You only imagine bad things from now on.
I wish for the USSR to be rebooted.
I wish for the USSR to be rebooted.
Dec 11, 2024
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#22844
Granted, but it does immediately after
I wish to work at chipotle
I wish to work at chipotle
Dec 11, 2024
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#22845
granted, every day is a rush hour, you go far lower than minimum wage, and you have to work night shifts everyday
I want to be a World Champion with 100% winrate on all my games, and I can crush magnus
Dec 11, 2024
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#22846
Granted. Used stockfish
I wish for chess to have the pieces in front of the pawns
I wish for chess to have the pieces in front of the pawns
Dec 11, 2024
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#22847
granted, but white has a forced win and nobody plays the game anymore.
Dec 11, 2024
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#22849
Granted. You are a big computer.
I wish for queens to have knight moves
I wish for queens to have knight moves
Dec 11, 2024
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#22850
granted, but the queen gets nerfed aswell and now can no longer move in diagonals.
I wish to be wolverine (very random wish i know)
Dec 11, 2024
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#22851
Granted but the claws CONSTANTLY hurt your hands
I wish for one random pawn on each side to be taken off every game
I wish for one random pawn on each side to be taken off every game
Dec 11, 2024
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#22852
Granted, but it’s the queen pawns, so you’re going to be at risk of losing your queen every game.
I wish to have a happy, functional family in the future
I wish to have a happy, functional family in the future
Dec 11, 2024
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#22853
BenjaminTD6 wrote:
Granted but the claws CONSTANTLY hurt your hands
I wish for one random pawn on each side to be taken off every game
I wish for one random pawn on each side to be taken off every game
granted, but the random pawn is always the h pawn for both sides, and white wins a free rook
i wish to be immortal other than natural death
Dec 11, 2024
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#22854
TheRealTorchLit wrote:
Granted, but it’s the queen pawns, so you’re going to be at risk of losing your queen every game.
I wish to have a happy, functional family in the future
I wish to have a happy, functional family in the future
granted, but you will only achieve it in heaven.
my wish is above
Dec 11, 2024
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#22855
Granted, but now there is a hitman team constantly hunting you down.
I wish to start a functional family in the future
I wish to start a functional family in the future
Dec 11, 2024
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#22857
Granted. Mars is renamed to earth. Have fun up there.
I wish for no world hunger
I wish for no world hunger
Granted but food has now no taste. I wish for immortality
Granted. After all, the Titans who permanently burn in Tartarus never die... would you care to join them? 
I wish to get to see the next stage of our Hominin evolution. and to get to know what Hommo (mispelled corrected) species we'd be called.
