Corrupt a Wish

I wish I passed my exams

Granted, but you'll fail in life 😇

Granted, but the fails were all in the best categories to pass.

I wish for me to become gold

Granted, but you’re… a statue?

I wish to be goated at chess.

Granted, but ur goated at losing at chess

I wish to be in danger

Your wish becomes my command.... not only would you be MERELY in danger; you will also suffer the dire excruciating pain in AFTERMATH of it, too... which the human alert of danger was designed to try to prevent in the first place..

Mr. Reverse Psychology.

I wish HonestHufflePuff never wished for reverse psychology to not exist, like what he did a few pages back.... since he doesn't seem to be sincere about it.

Granted. You are now Daftly, Unmistakenly Muted.

I wish my cousin Dromina was a chef, since she seems awesome at cooking already.

Granted. But you can’t talk. I wish for a bricj

I'll grant your ability to possess something we don't even know the definition to. Therefore, this "bricj" does nothing for you.

I wish the Sun never ages and that the Earth would never suffer interstellar catastrophe. We shall be here forever!

granted. The sun stays alive forever but so does everything else. Overpopulation becomes a problem.

I wish for 10 trillion dollars

Granted. (Assuming that you meant 10 trillion NON-COUNTERFEIT dollars, which you didn't say) How did you want that disbursed and distributed to the hundreds of billions of over-populating people on Earth?

I wish people wouldn't take hurting people in stride.

Yes, I know. We responded at the same time.

But because I beat you to the punch by probablya few seconds, you'll now have to corrupt MY wish.

"I wish people wouldn't take hurting people in stride."