#249044 granted, except you develop a life threatening allergy to chocolate.
I wish my sister would stop being selfish.
OK SHE CAN BE SELFISH AGAIN
I wish she'd stop being annoyed that I'm skipping to a grade above hers
You get it, but you also get a gay dudes phone. I wish I could go to the park
Granted! But you step on dog poo while walking towards the swing.
I wish to eat a donut.
but it's a disk.
i wish to have a perfectly happy life, no corruption whatsoever, with my friends and family, and nothing is wrong, and me and my buddies are immortal
Granted! But you die at age 43.
I wish to have curtain bangs.
makes no sense i am immortal lol
the curtain bangs are donuts that you had before. Your past self is angry at you.
ahem....your wish?