Corrupt a Wish

#074 that's pretty unfortunate

anyway, granted, but you now live in a society where being female means you should be constrained so you're not allowed to do anything (you said no OTHER constraints)

i wish for a bowl of mac n cheese

Granted, but the cheese has been expired since 2006.

I wish to be a girl with no other constraints in the same society that we are living in right now

Granted but you live in North Korea (There goes your freedom).

I wish all French people to disappear. And no, I'm not gonna get erased because I'm NOT French

Granted, but the Earth explodes, and everyone else including you disappears too.

I wish to be a girl with no other constraints in the same society that we are living in right now that lives in the United States.

#079 granted, but you live in the middle of death valley (it's in the US)

i wish there were more people on otf

Granted, but all of the new people are iPad kids, causing everyone currently on OTF to leave

I wish to be a girl with no other constraints in the same society that we are living in right now that lives in the United States in New Jersey.

granted but your elevation didn't change from when you were in death valley, so you get stuck underground and suffocate

i wish i could do anything without moral or legal consequences

welcome to the underground

I wish to eat glass

Granted, but the glass th at you eat cannot be broken and has to be consumed as a whole

wait that's actually rlly creative what

I wish to be able to eat anything poisonous

Granted, but every time you safely eat something poisonous, a puppy gets poisoned.

I wish my socks didn't get holes.

granted, but it's broken. I wish for a pawn

granted, but you live life miserable because you didn't use your wish right when you had the chance

I wish to make sans become real.

Granted but he gives you a bad time. I wish for a taco.

Granted but its poisoned. I wish for a cat as a pet=)