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Granted, but all of the new people are iPad kids, causing everyone currently on OTF to leave

I wish to be a girl with no other constraints in the same society that we are living in right now that lives in the United States in New Jersey.

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granted but your elevation didn't change from when you were in death valley, so you get stuck underground and suffocate

i wish i could do anything without moral or legal consequences

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strawberri_juicee wrote:

granted but your elevation didn't change from when you were in death valley, so you get stuck underground and suffocate

i wish i could do anything without moral or legal consequences

welcome to the underground

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U never put your wish dude
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#25083 how was the fall
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I wish to eat glass

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Granted, but the glass th at you eat cannot be broken and has to be consumed as a whole

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wait that's actually rlly creative what

I wish to be able to eat anything poisonous

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Granted, but every time you safely eat something poisonous, a puppy gets poisoned.

I wish my socks didn't get holes.

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Granted, but now your shirt gets holes in public.
I wish for a highly destructive doomsday device capable of multiverse destruction
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granted, but it's broken. I wish for a pawn

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Granted, but it is isolated and doubled, I wish for no wishes
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granted, but you live life miserable because you didn't use your wish right when you had the chance

I wish to make sans become real.

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Granted but he gives you a bad time. I wish for a taco.

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Granted but its poisoned. I wish for a cat as a pet=)

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Granted but my chihuahua scares it off. I wish…. FOR MY TRAUMA TO GO AWAY FROM WATCHING ED GEIN ON NETFLIX GOD HELP ME WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT SHOW.
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Granted, but you have to see your entire house burning down. I wish to have 100 iPhones.
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Granted, but you’ll get the iphone 4
I wish for the ability to read mangas of my choice for free without any consequences.

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Granted, but the manga’s are boring as paint drying. I WISH FOR A FUN HALLOWEEN!. (Side note my house burning down would be less traumatic. I dare you to watch that weird show. This guy dug up peoples dead bodies and flayed them then dressed them up as his dead mother. Not even the worst thing that was on that show)
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granted, but everyone else has a horrible one.

I wish to eat a hot dog because those are yummy.