Corrupt a Wish

Granted but it's Uno Reversed to your mate

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I wish that if I lie because telling the truth would be too embarrassing, the lie becomes true

"Zombies aren't real"
So you're saying it'd be embarrassing to say zombies are real

I wish for the eradication of Montreal

Instructions unclear, new infectious disease discovered called "Montreal" and promptly extincted

I wish for the eradication of the Canadian providen Montreal

Instructions unclear, new infectious disease discovered called "the Canadian providen Montreal" and promptly extincted

#1 this is unoriginal

I wish for a Sony CD Walkman D-NF340 (radio/cd player)

Granted but it is broken

Granted! But its broken. I wish for some cardboard so i can be homeless

I wish to be a chess grandmaster right now until I die and nothing happens

Granted but it's from a forged ID

Where's Ur wish

Granted but you can't use it I wish for 100 Bitcoin that I can spend on what ever I want

Granted but since you get ready instantly you get drafted to the army and die in war. I WISH SOMEONE WOULD FIX MY CAPS LOCK