Corrupt a Wish

Granted. It has a gram of radium inside it.

I wish for a loophole

Granted but you don't have the loophole , i wish for ability to create portals

I wish my elo is 2600

Granted, but they will collapse and form a black hole, destroying the earth, and you.
(yes I watched that one patmat theory)

I wish for cute clithes

clothes*

Granted, but they're torn in half.

I wish for a gram of rad

Granted! But it is so highly concentrated that you get vapourised instantly with the universe. Congrats you just doomed us all. I wish for that to not happen

Granted, but you accidentaly pushed the button "release nuke" and you started nuclear war that destroyed the planet, congratulations, you ended humanity// i wish for a singular nonpoisonous cheeseburger i am hungry

granted. it's not poisonous, but as you pick it up to eat it, suddenly, it bites you and you die because it is venomous.
i wish for more batteries

Granted but they are all not charged up

I wish for NORMAL cheeseburger

Granted, you get a cheeseburger where the contents are perpendicular to the buns
I wish for Lego to step on

Granted,but the Lego will be covered in poison so u die... R.I.P. I wish for the 10/10 from my class will go on a date with me

Granted. For every 10 students in your class, 10 go on a date with you. I wish for pain.

Granted,but you stop feeling it after 1 year. I wish to be the best at Chess

You are best at chess only because everyone else is extremely trash and you keep you current capability.

I wish for a t-60 I can use irl with unlimited power

You get a t60, but not from fallout. You get a t60 smartwatch/ fitness tracker that never dies of battery.

I wish for a better phone battery

By 0.1%. I wish for a better phone.

You’re phone has the power of a NASA supercomputer
But it is always drenched in oil
So that you can never see or hold the phone :3
*ahem*
For my wish, I wish for whatever is most convenient in a bad or okay situation to happen.
Thus allows me to:(for an example:)
“Oh no! My ring fell down the sewers drain”
A frog accidentally ate and hopped out of the sewers drain
Where the frog then gives me the key.
If a mosquito is about to bite me
A massive gust of wind blows it away
The convenience MUST happen before something unconventional happens.
So the wind has to blow BEFORE the mosquito can bite me.
If it is impossible to turn the situation in my favour through any means necessary, I given double convenience the next time.
This convenience also applies to things such as disease.
The diseases happened to not spread to me or anyone else near me.
:D

Granted but only once a day (I’m being nice) I wish to be able to teleport 100% Sucess rate and multiversal stabability and electronic stability (for in games and stuff)