Corrupt a Wish

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MatchaTea3 wrote:

You’re phone has the power of a NASA supercomputer
But it is always drenched in oil
So that you can never see or hold the phone :3
*ahem*
For my wish, I wish for whatever is most convenient in a bad or okay situation to happen.
Thus allows me to:(for an example:)
“Oh no! My ring fell down the sewers drain”
A frog accidentally ate and hopped out of the sewers drain
Where the frog then gives me the key.
If a mosquito is about to bite me
A massive gust of wind blows it away
The convenience MUST happen before something unconventional happens.
So the wind has to blow BEFORE the mosquito can bite me.
If it is impossible to turn the situation in my favour through any means necessary, I given double convenience the next time.
This convenience also applies to things such as disease.
The diseases happened to not spread to me or anyone else near me.
:D

That’s an awesome wish! Essentially, you want everything to happen to you in the most convenient possible way. Unfortunately, “convenience” is subjective. If your phone dies, should a lightning bolt strike it, or should you find a cord in your pocket? Nobody actually knows. One person may think the first is more convenient, but another might disagree. So, it is impossible to come up with a single “most convenient option.”

That being said, yes, you DO get double convenience next time. But that “next time” never happens for the same reason.

So, yeah. No change. Good wish. If this wasn’t Corrupt a Wish and I could actually grant this, I would.

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WhiteCoreMage wrote:

Granted but only once a day (I’m being nice) I wish to be able to teleport 100% Sucess rate and multiversal stabability and electronic stability (for in games and stuff)


Do you mean in real life or in video games?

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Both
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I can teleport between games and the multiverse and the universe I’m in
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I wish to be able to summon my friends.

Not like in some ritual-type thing, though. Basically, what I mean by this is that at any time, I can make it so that a friend wants to talk to me. (I’m not forcing them to, they just suddenly inexplicably have the urge to.) If they’re asleep, they’ll get back to me as soon as they are able.

It’s not like they’ll drop everything to do it, but they won’t forget and they will get back to me as soon as they’re safely able to.

TLDR, I wish to be able to remind my friends of my existence in such a way that they won’t forget about me and will want to talk to me.

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WhiteCoreMage wrote:

I can teleport between games and the multiverse and the universe I’m in


Granted, but teleporting is a very unknown thing.

In order to teleport, the original body must be destroyed and a perfect copy must be created at the other location. This means that when you teleport, you essentially die, leaving a clone of yourself in your place.

Also, think of a few fictional worlds. Would you REALLY survive in them?

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Did you forget about me
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WhiteCoreMage wrote:

Did you forget about me


I just granted your wish.

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I SHOULDVE SAID IN MY PERSONAL SUBJECTIVE OPINION >:(/silly
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Never mind also I could choose a universe where I can get my original body back and get a perfected teleportation but anywho yours is granted
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WhiteCoreMage wrote:

Never mind also I could choose a universe where I can get my original body back and get a perfected teleportation but anywho yours is granted

Yay! And since you gave me a free wish, I’ll give you a free one… Granted.

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Whose turn is it to wish?

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I wish that I could be part sayin part slime like Rimaru but I can take a sayin, slime any color, or a human form
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I also get the powers forever no matter what even if reincarnation happens or my powers are taken they just stay with me
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Granted, but you need to collect rings to sustain your extra forms, like Super Sonic. However, unlike Sonic, rings don’t spawn anywhere and everywhere, meaning for each second you want to sustain your forms that aren’t “normal” (basically anything other than your human form), you need to buy a pure gold ring. (Yes I actually put a lot of thought into this)
I wish for all racist terms to be eradicated of the face of the earth.
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Granted but just granted I wish for uno cards to work in real life and not in a dream and I only have them no-one eles

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Granted but because only you have it, the uno cards can only affect you. I wish for everybody to be healthy and all diseases to be erased.
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Granted , but it only happens after a worldwide plague wipes out ALL living creatures. Your wish will come into effect only after humans emerge again. I wish for a burger

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Granted,but the burger eats you before you eat it. I wish to have a boat. Just a boat,which won't explode the earth or sink and explode itself

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Granted, but it smells awful. I wish to have a horse that's not sick and hasn't got any injuries