Corrupt a Wish

Granted but after 5 years together her personality changes and you no longer love the person that she is now.

I wish I could reach enlightenment from meditating

Granted, but meditating takes up so much of your time that you starve to death.

I wish I had a corrupted wish of a wish wishing to be corrupted corrupting a wish.

Granted Corrupted wish to the fourth power anything that you wish for ends the universe.

I wish for a pet cat that loved me and lived as long as I did.

Granted... but those same aliens attack during the OTB match signaling the begining of their diabolical "Fry the earth" compain. (pass the hot sauce)

I wish more cats were like dogs.

Granted. Unfortunately, both of you don't live very long.

I wish everyone was happy.

"I wish more cats were like dogs."

Granted. Cats no longer used the litterbox and need to be walked on a daily basis.

"I wish everyone was happy."

Granted. Everybody becomes happy for no apparent reason. Aliens attack, and enslave the human population, but everybody is still happy about it.

I wish animals didn't eat humans.

granted... but if everyone was happy... no one is happy (this saying is the distant step child to.."if everyone is special.. no one is special")

I wish I was done studying for state boards.

Vulpes has a lot of work to do..lol

No I don't.

"I wish animals didn't eat humans".

Granted. Humans start eating humans instead.

"I wish I was done studying for state boards." Granted. Unfortunately, I have no idea what that is :)

I wish the letter "a" didn't exist.

"I wish I was done studying for state boards." Granted. Unfortunately, I have no idea what that is :) State board exam is a test that you have to pass in order to... in this case... receive a license to practice physical therapy (there are state boards for nursing, dentistery, etc etc)

COOL! That means it wasnt currupted! Funny.. i dont feel any smarter :(

That's because now that you think you're done studying, you'll fail! 

The letter "_" doesn't exist. Now every word the letter "_" is gone, everything is much to .

Noo! Without the letter "_", nobody will be ble to tlk!!

I wish forgetting to make wishes wasn't contageous.

Granted, but forgetting to make wishes is now fatal.

I wish I could talk to animals.

You mean talk to animals?  Well in that case, animals develop a new animal language and drop the old language.  I wish for longlivity

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Longevity?

Granted. You live for a long, long time... with the help of a resperator, and painful injections of meds. You're too sick to get out of bed, and in constant pain.

I wish i could discover all the unknown creatures still alive on Earth.

Granted, they turn out to be monsters and they eat you.

I wish for Longevity without pain.

Granted.... you do live long and with no pain... but always leave your left signal blinker on ... which leads to hostile crowds in a post WWWIII world that send hairless dogs to rip you a part.

I wish my cell phone never lost battery charge.

Granted. A massive earthquake causes George Carlin's body to rise from below the ground. At the same time, a joker manages to get GC's name into the ballet, and people elect him. People outside of the US see it as a sign of weakness, and launch an all out attack. WWIII begins.

I wish media was unbiased.