Corrupt a Wish

Granted. You turn into a fly and get swatted.

I wish i could breathe under water.

Granted but you can only breath under water in retention ponds.

I wish I had mastery of the english language.

Granted. You master English, but forget everything else. You can't even tie your own shoes.

I wish i had a pet frog.

Granted, but it is a poison dart frog. It poisons you.

I wish I had infinite knowledge.

Granted you have infinite knowledge of stamp collecting

I wish I knew why the chicken crossed the road.

Granted. You knew why the chicken crossed the road, and now that people know you know, they'll do anything to stop you from telling the secret.

I wish i could ride a cloud.

Granted! Spirits are weightless, RIP!

I wish I could win every game of Chess I sat down to play.

Granted... but the Italian, american and Japanese mafia want a piece of the action... and you are caught in the middle... sayyy, those cement shoes look good on you.

I wish i could be 20 years younger.

Granted, unfortunatly, I do not know your age, so I assume it is 19. You are no longer alive.

I wish I was famous.

Granted! The most embarassing moment of your life is now broadcast on YouTube and the video has gone viral!

I wish to be immortal.

Granted, I wonder what it feels like to still be around when the sun explodes.

I wish I could walk through walls.

Granted. When you were 21, you knew then what you would know in the future. You would've become a billionaire and had everything you wanted, but since your past has changed, your future changed, and here you are now.

I wish i had a chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry, banana split with hot fudge melting over the ice cream, and topped with airy whipped cream, crunchy nuts, colourful sprinkles, and sweet cherries.

Granted! But you forgot to include a dish and spoon in your wish, so it's all over the round and your dirty shoes. Bon apetite!

I wish I lived in the Rocky Mountains.

Granted! but then every few years you'd get some huge natural disaster!

i wish i could live in a mansion.

Granted, but it's haunted by evil spirits that either possesses everyone that lives there or drives them insane. 

I wish i could win a gold medal in the Olympics.

Granted! but it gets taken away by the committee because they claimed you cheated.

I wish someone would fall in love with me.

TheBlackBishop138 wrote:

Granted! but it gets taken away by the committee because they claimed you cheated.

I wish someone would fall in love with me.

Granted...ahhh heck..i can't corrupt that wish..you fall in love..true love and live happily

ever after :)

I wish my dog didn't shed.

Granted! Unfortunately, it's a psychopathic stalker!

I wish I could travel in outer space in a spaceship!

Granted, but your spaceship is hit by an asteroid.

I wish I had 100000 dollars right now.

Granted! But that man with a gun over there also wishes he had 100000 dollars right now.

I wish I was taller.