Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but its fastest speed is only 10 kilometers per hour.

I wish i had a plane.

Granted here is your wish

I wish the next few wishs could be granted with pictures

I don't understand... I wished for a mansion...

It should say "last name Manison" since you misspelled mansion.

Granted, but the uploader didn't let me upload the picture (I'm serious. I tried to do it).

I wish I had delicious and healthy lamb chop for dinner!

Granted.... but the militant vega organization found out about it...and... well, you are toast.

I wish members would not quit chess.com

Granted. They spam absolutely everything (forums, notes, blogs, articles, notes, etc.).

I wish chess.com was so popular aliens would play it.

Granted! But the aliens always find ways to hack the site and so they always cheat.

I wish that ice cream was healthy.

Granted but you are lactose intolerant and the healthy ice cream is made with milk.

I wish I had a heaping plate of chicken wings.

Granted, but they're neither cooked nor plucked.

I wish i could play "Plants Vs. Zombies 2."

Granted, but nobody allows you to.

I wish video games were healthier.

Granted, but now all other activities, such as eating and sports, are unhealthy.

I wish I had an iPad 4.

Granted... but because of some cosmic forces not completely understood... iPAD4... is not a thing so much as it a place... and that place is beneath a Saturn V Rocket... during ignition :) (4321...earth below us..falling weightless....)

I wish i was an astronaut going to mars (is there an easier wish to go wrong than this?...lol) 

Granted, unfortunately, your spaceship collides with an asteroid.

I wish I had a rainbow sheep.

Granted... but the debree from my spaceshipe lands on it.

I wish my spaceship was indestructable.

granted but you are not when the ship hits the asteroid you are thrown around and forget everything that you learned in space camp.

I wish I had stopped the debree from landing on the rainbow sheep.

Granted. You manage to push the sheep aside and it hits you instead. However, the impact happened with such force that it sends the sheep flying into the air, and it gets sucked into the engine of a plane.

I wish i was captain of the starship Enterprise NC-1701.

Granted! But then you are the victim of mutiny.

I wish for an endless supply of coffee!

Granted... but the supply keeps being beamed up to the Enterprise... and they beam back the debree from my rocket....and THAT... lands on you

I wish for a gopstopper (willy wonkas candy that never shrinks)

Granted. You eat an everlasting Gobstopper, but it's only a prototype. It tastes horrible and has the same effect of the full course meals in one candy. You turn into a blueberry.

I wish i owned a Death Star.