Granted, but you are the only one who dies before the world's governments stop it.
I wish I had a super-fast computer.
Granted, but you are the only one who dies before the world's governments stop it.
I wish I had a super-fast computer.
Granted, but you are the only one who dies before the world's governments stop it.
I wish I had a super-fast computer.
Granted, but it becomes self-conscious and eventually eats you.
I wish I were a super-fast computer.
Granted but you soon are diagnosed with a trojan and then promptly scrapped for change to buy another computer.
I wish po'ke'mon was real
Granted. But your operating system is Windows 3.1 so no one writes programs for you.
I wish I were a professional golfer.
Granted. But you're Pikachu and no one can communicate with you.
I still wish I were a professional golfer.
Granted but your the next tiger woods along with all his barbie girl friends and a miserable life ( on second thought maybe not that bad.)
I wish I had a trainer that caught me and understood pokemon laungauge like N (please ignore wish if you are not a pokemon fan as this will raise many questions)
Granted but your the next tiger woods along with all his barbie girl friends and a miserable life ( on second thought maybe not that bad.)
I wish I had a trainer that caught me and understood pokemon laungauge like N (please ignore wish if you are not a pokemon fan as this will raise many questions)
Granted, but you are a Magikarp that for some reason cannot evolve.
I wish I was a professional soccer player.
Granted but you're a goalkeeper with no arms.
I wish whenever I wanted something I'd always have exactly enough cash in my pocket to buy it.
Granted after awhile you wished to know how the wish worked and recieved all the money in the world thus making all money worth less.
I wish I had never seen the movie team america world police with my parents when I was 14.
Granted but the government found that you had traces of horse meat so you were incinerated instead of eaten.
I wish I had a signed chess book written by Mikhail Tal
Granted, but it was only signed by yourself.
I wish to have immortal immunity from any corruption, including anything that could corrupt any wish of mine and therefore rendering powerless and void any attempt to corrupt any of my unlimited wishes (in any way) forever. Amen.
Granted, but it was only signed by yourself.
I wish to have immortal immunity from any corruption, including anything that could corrupt any wish of mine and therefore rendering powerless and void any attempt to corrupt any of my unlimited wishes (in any way) forever. Amen.
Granted. But it doesn't make you happy.
Granted, but it was only signed by yourself.
I wish to have immortal immunity from any corruption, including anything that could corrupt any wish of mine and therefore rendering powerless and void any attempt to corrupt any of my unlimited wishes (in any way) forever. Amen.
Granted. But it doesn't make you happy.
What is your wish?
Granted. But you eat so much you can't get out of bed to get to the freezer or even go to the bathroom. They have to break down a wall and lift you out with a crane.
I wish for the zombie apocalypse.