Corrupt a Wish

Granted... there are now 48 hours in the day... and you only work 8, but... the other 40 hrs you spend learning a new sport... mountain biking... and break every bone in your body.... and THEN fall over a 1000 foot clif

i wish icecream had zero calories

Granted. Ice cream now has zero calories and no flavour!

I wish people resolved disputes over a game of chess instead of starting wars.

Granted... but they bring bazookas, bombs and... a really mean scowl... to the game....and... you know what follows

I wish people can just respect eachothers views...the world over... and be ...nice.

Granted! Everyone who disagrees with a certain viewpoint cease to exist, leaving only those who DO agree.

I wish I did not require sleep.

Granted. You really WANT sleep.

I wish my insomnia would lift.

Granted...your insomnia..does lift...leaving you in a state of eternal sleep

I wish my coin collection was complete..including...the world renown and and unattainable 1856 Flying Eagle cent

Granted, but it is stolen.

I wish I could survive without food or water.

Granted... you do survive...as a rock on the surface of the moon.

I wish you gain knowledge from a book, just by looking at it.

Granted. Everybody gains knowledge from seeing a book. Books are everywhere. The sudden burst of knowledge is information overload, causing everybody to burn out their brain cells, and their brains fizzle. Everybody is now an idiot.

I wish nobody was an idiot.

Granted, everyone is now slightly smarter than an idiot, by a tiny amount.

I wish I knew everything and nothing bad happened to me because of it.

Granted. In order to store all possible knowledge in existence, an incredible amount of brain matter is put inside your brain, making it the most dense object in the universe. It immediately collapses and your brain becomes an enormous black hole which sucks up the Milky Way.

I wish humans found a way to create free energy.

Granted. However, the economy suffers and many energy corporations go out of business.

I wish money didn't matter to survival.

Granted. A scientific experiment gone wrong creates a rift where inter-dimensional demons come through. People run and hide in fear of their lives because they appear to be unstoppable. Only luck and their survival skills matter now.

I wish it wasn't necessary to spay/neuter animals.

Granted people are more responsible with their pets and they no longer have to spay or neuter them in the perfect world but you do not live in this perfect world.

I wish that declawing cats was illegal.

Granted. Declawing cats is illegal to do at the south pole.

I wish a pizza planet existed.

Granted, but it is 8348959 light-years away.

I wish I had a large bar of gold.

Granted...the bar of gold is large... By ant standards. It measures waist high...to an ant.

I wish that the person above me posted a wish.

Granted....i wish I would stop forgetting to wish