Corrupt a Wish

Now i know i made a thread about this very game in my old account but it disappeared when my account got closed so i'll make another one. The person who originated this game is called ker something i think. All you have to do is search corrupt a wish and in one of the few threads was started by ker. This is a very fun game and due to its rise of popularity the game corrupt a wish thread has become VERY LAGGY so im here to start a new thread continuing this game. So how this game works is that one person (me) starts the game by saying a wish. Something that they would want to happen so basically i say.

I wish i had unlimited potatoes

then the next person would have to corrupt my wish and make a new one like

Bob: Granted (you have to say granted. JUST DO IT) but thousands of potatoes appear on top of you and you get crushed.

Bob: I wish i had no lag.

Yea so basically that is how this game works and since im the first commenter i will post the first wish.

I wish that i had unlimited weightless potatoes!

Granted but then the potatoes are rotten

I wish someone would play this game with me :(

I'm a deficient, in Wish- Granting, 'genie' .. So you'll need to satiate your expressed 'wish', with the following linked video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXyx7OToQq0

Ps. I have No illusions, that wishing for anything here, will be 'fruitful' .. But, I wouldn't mind having the 'pension' and 'advance publishing $$$ & royalties, that 'Barack' will be getting.. If he hasn't already, in part!?

I wish, that for No logical reason at all.. That, I'll be similiarly compensated, in the Near-future.. as soon-to-be, 'ex-Prez.' "Barack Obama".. Even though, it would take a 'Supernatural' level, intervention.

.. Sorry, I'm the store mgr. of "Sabres-R-US !" - I wish that, I would 'get-a-life'! ..{oops}.