Create-a-Story

(i'm scared...)

Well, someone has to continue the story now ...

cliff hanger...

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partaaaaay?! Pip knew he was in trouble, especially when the monkey

donned a coned, brightly colored party hat which appeared seemingly out of nowhere and this time interpreted his own version of 'La Cucaracha', while swinging from one roof beam to the next. "I shouldn't have eaten those funny looking shrooms earlier" it came to Pip but then

he never followed the country code of 'look but don't touch' and was starting to regret not listening to his mother's advice about not talking to strange men...or monkeys! Panic rose in his throat in the form of acid bile and

slowly, but steadily the face of the old man morphed into the one of his old, despised Maths teacher, Ms. Bitters. "Bet you won't get that right, eh Pip?! What's 1034 times 933.5?!?!" the old man cheerily shouted towards Pip's general direction and the phone rang a second time ...

just as Pip had worked out the maths answer. Damn that Nokia ring tone Pip thought and

(gtg, we should probably try and get an publishing agent for this...)

Yeah, it cuts right through the superfluous character introductions and straight to the action! 

finally managed to get a hold of his cell. "What is is, Kumar?" he irritatedly replied (he recognized the number of his supervisor), "I'm in the middle of something here!"

"Not good, Mr. Pip! Not very good at all!", his colleague replied in his typically heavy Indian accent, "very bad mistake happened at package output system, you weren't supposed to be there now, oh, very bad mistake!", when it finally dawned on Pip that

the story continues *dramatic music* lol

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Meanwhile Dizzle the one eyed monkey plotted with the guide dog about thier masters demise..

What did the master do that was deserving of such an end? Or is the one eyed monkey mad-evil?!

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when suddenly Demise Moore lowered herself from a helicopter and shouted "did someone say Demise ?"

lol

Really?

The one eyed master with his one eyed monkey Dizzle and his un-named guide dog.. were probably fed up looking after someone who uses Fed Ex to deliver thier food like they meant nothing!

So anyway... Dizzle said to the Guide dog.. I know what we'll do.

We'll tie him up and order some food for him over the internet and see how he likes it..

Good idea.. said the un-named one eyed guide dog.. we'll order him some..

Sprouts and...

Now we're talking ...

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Great, you killed it.