Crippled Old Bird ???

Yup some people claim that Classical Chess ( says who ? ). 

There’s already a thread about this.  Why start another?

"All right, I've been thinking when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down- with those lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns down your house down!"

   ---   Why not  ???

I guess why ask why

   ---   The first title was nasty.

Joe mama

   ---   And that is all you have to say ?

Squack squack ( a bird ? ).