Crusade for maidens


This was my original surmisation until I saw (bleep)'s post which seem mostly serious.
we don't talk about he who must not be named over here

No all humans are half as dense as a granite countertop.

I dont even know you guys. But the rizz u have now aint pullin anyone
I told y'all, my rizz is non-existent

bro ive had a gf before and people liked me at school
What happened?