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This is a mock if it wasn't clear. some kid tried to diss c4 e4 and all its gambits and openings and they were 800, had horrible grammar and tried to yap. I removed the images cuz the post would be too big.

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You did the same thing back 🤣

Also, you can be 800 and have plenty of knowledge (accurate or not) about openings. Who cares about rating?

no I was telling them that in my opinion I think e4 is better for noobs like him.

You didn't need to create just a thread to answer it. And if you think he's a troll, congratulations. You just feed him more attention.

if bro said "e4" is trash. I think you can tell he doesn't know his stuff.

he's not a troll just misled.

also it's a joke

Edit: I believe iTs a MoCk

Toastyyyyyy

I thought you didn't like OTF?

Toast is sigma, who cares if bro is in OTF.

You seem pretty serious about it, lol.

really? you should check LIKE WHEN I MOCKED HIS WORDS FOR EVERY SINGLE WORD

why did you give that a thinking emoji lol

Yeah, that's not what a joke is. A joke is supposed to be funny. In this case it seems like you're just trying to tell them that what they're saying is wrong.

Cause I don't really care if he does or doesn't "know his stuff". Not everyone is the same.

Toasty is my bestie tho.

The real question is why is this in OTF, if you wanna respond to whoever made whatever it is you're replying to, if it was in a forum then post this in that forum.

You didn't need to create a whole thread for it. You just could comment your thoughts in his thread.

it is according to some people's taste.