ThrillerFan wrote:
Why do tires hate music?
Because when they hit A-Sharp object, they realize they B-Flat!
What are TIRES ???
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Witkrag wrote:
ThrillerFan wrote:
Why do tires hate music?
Because when they hit A-Sharp object, they realize they B-Flat!
What are TIRES ???
Huh? You don't know what tires are? They are the circular black rubber things that you find 4 of on cars that allow the car to roll.
ThrillerFan wrote:
Witkrag wrote:
ThrillerFan wrote:
Why do tires hate music?
Because when they hit A-Sharp object, they realize they B-Flat!
What are TIRES ???
Huh? You don't know what tires are? They are the circular black rubber things that you find 4 of on cars that allow the car to roll.
You folk across the pond can't spell properly at all.Well nigh time you all brushed it up.The.black rubber things on cars are TYRES. Capiche ? Tires means that.one is getting tired.Capiche ?
Proper spelling for nite is NIGHT Capiche?
Etc. Etc.
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Jun 5, 2023
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Witkrag wrote:
ThrillerFan wrote:
Witkrag wrote:
ThrillerFan wrote:
Why do tires hate music?
Because when they hit A-Sharp object, they realize they B-Flat!
What are TIRES ???
Huh? You don't know what tires are? They are the circular black rubber things that you find 4 of on cars that allow the car to roll.
You folk across the pond can't spell properly at all.Well nigh time you all brushed it up.The.black rubber things on cars are TYRES. Capiche ? Tires means that.one is getting tired.Capiche ?
Proper spelling for nite is NIGHT Capiche?
Etc. Etc.
Wrong!
Tires has 2 meanings.
As a present tense verb, it is to make fatigued. Exercising tires me out.
As a noun, they are the round rubber things that go on the rims of the car. Nails lead to flat tires!
There are lots of things you people across the pond can't spell:
It's color and flavor, not colour and flavourful
It's tires, not Tyres.
It's apologize, not apologize
It's leukemia, not leukaemia
It's estrogen, not oestrogen
Oh, and those things that are flat and crunchy, they are chips, not crisps
Those things you eat with chocolate chips, they are cookies, not biscuits (biscuits are a bread product)
Those things you eat with hamburgers, they are fries, not chips
God help America. at least as.spelling issues seem to indicate substantial. cause for concern.
arty321p wrote:
ThrillerFan wrote:
Witkrag wrote:
ThrillerFan wrote:
Witkrag wrote:
ThrillerFan wrote:
Why do tires hate music?
Because when they hit A-Sharp object, they realize they B-Flat!
What are TIRES ???
Huh? You don't know what tires are? They are the circular black rubber things that you find 4 of on cars that allow the car to roll.
You folk across the pond can't spell properly at all.Well nigh time you all brushed it up.The.black rubber things on cars are TYRES. Capiche ? Tires means that.one is getting tired.Capiche ?
Proper spelling for nite is NIGHT Capiche?
Etc. Etc.
Wrong!
Tires has 2 meanings.
As a present tense verb, it is to make fatigued. Exercising tires me out.
As a noun, they are the round rubber things that go on the rims of the car. Nails lead to flat tires!
There are lots of things you people across the pond can't spell:
It's color and flavor, not colour and flavourful
It's tires, not Tyres.
It's apologize, not apologize
It's leukemia, not leukaemia
It's estrogen, not oestrogen
Oh, and those things that are flat and crunchy, they are chips, not crisps
Those things you eat with chocolate chips, they are cookies, not biscuits (biscuits are a bread product)
Those things you eat with hamburgers, they are fries, not chips
Bro’s American
You had the Maltese flag on.your profile.
" Bro's. American"
Allura ?????
Why do tires hate music?
Because when they hit A-Sharp object, they realize they B-Flat!