Dating a Chessboard

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Avatar of JohnNapierSanDiego

I've been dating a Chessboard now for about 3 months.  We have a great time together... She's a great listener even if she doesn't talk so much.  I bought her a blonde wig and glued it to her.  I also bought googly eyes and glued it to her.  So I have a chessboard with a blonde wig and googly eyes glued to it...  

I took her out to dinner at a restaurant the other night, and while we were sitting there talking (we hardly ever talk about chess)  a couple of ladies came up to me and asked me if I was okay... I looked at my chessboard, and she looked back at me, and I looked at the 2 ladies in confusion, "Why wouldn't I be okay?"

"Because you're talking to a chess board".  Was their response.

I just about threw water in their faces and stormed out without paying.  Has anyone faced similar discrimination and ridicule when dating a chessboard??

Avatar of Optimissed

Yes and they had the nerve to lock my great great great great uncle up for 30 years for that, just because he killed a policeman while the balance of his chess game was disturbed.