DEAR PEGUSU - THE ADVICE COLUMN YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR(or a few of you!)

How do i het revenge on my ex ?
Living well and being happy is the best revenge. That will bother your ex MORE than anything, trust me!

"flex on his friends?" I'm not familiar with that term.

Gregg really wants to chat up this extraterrestrial named Mars Bar who can only understand the KINGS English.Please advise
how Gregg might communicate with Mars Bar effectively.

Madam Marfona and LouisLunchbox.both speak fluent Martian.Gregg should ask them
Gregg Madam Marfona also gives French lessons.KWIM ?
Ooh la la
Vive la France. 🇲🇫

Madam Marfona and LouisLunchbox.both speak fluent Martian.Gregg should ask them
Gregg Madam Marfona also gives French lessons.KWIM ?
Ooh la la
Vive la France. 🇲🇫
Has Gregg shown an interest in Mars Bar - she looks like a . . .well. . .challenging . . .she looks like she'd be a handful! Isn't French the language of love? You could teach Gregg some bon mots that would melt her heart. (Do extraterrestrials even have hearts?)

What is the best way to tell my family I'm Bi as an adult?
Do you have a good relationship with your parents and have you always been able to talk to them about most everything? Do you think they have any idea that you're bi? If not, will this info shock them or bother them or do you expect them to be okay with it? Did you want to tell your parents first and THEN tell your siblings as well? If I were you, I would tell my parents first and see how they respond. Just tell them how much you love them and thank them for being the kind of parents you can talk to and . . .then . . .JUST tell them. It may be easier than you think or it may be harder than you think. But it's obviously something you need to do and the sooner, the better. Hope it goes really well.

How do i het revenge on my ex ?
Living well and being happy is the best revenge. That will bother your ex MORE than anything, trust me!
Excellent advice 👍😂

Gregg really wants to chat up this extraterrestrial named Mars Bar who can only understand the KINGS English.Please advise
how Gregg might communicate with Mars Bar effectively.
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Deep fry Mars bars…a Scottish delicacy.🏴
The words "Scottish" and "delicacy" don't REALLY go together. Sorry, just saying.
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