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Not that I have you tell you guys, do encourage retarded posters.

Dictionary.com, ever reliable promptory

Don't Ever Read Proust

Don't Edit Racy Pictures

Don't Eat Rat Poop

Diana Exuded Regal Presence

Darius' Empire Reached Phrygia

Darwin's Enemies Reacted Predictably

Donovan Essentially Recorded Piffle

Dylan Eventually Rasped Pitiably

Don't Exercise Racial Prejudices

It seems we have a clear winner... 

Drink Excessively, Really Puke

Point of Order --- Ladies and Germs I MUST Object !!! As a person who has thread going about music I must come to the defence of Brother Donovan. Perhaps not everything that he recorded was Award winning but he put out some good stuff. Let me just add a random MELLOW YELLOW here and then conclude with a heartfelt HAIL ATLANTIS  lol.

Oh yeah, and you'd best not forget "Epistle to Dippy" (heehee!).

Dippy's Epistle Reeked Pungently

(1950's version):

Doubtless Elvis Rocked Prodigiously

(1970's version):

Doubtless Elvis Raided Pantries

Dionysian excess ruled Proust

Dog exercise releases poop

Detect evasive radon particles

Drill every reasonable prospect

Dire expectations realized promptly

Deliver el-checko, ratatooie's postman.

Thanks for that, Sunshine Superman.

OMG! This is the worst thread in the history of the interwebs!

Hey, martini lady, it's easy to just sit there on the sidelines and carp at all the crap!  So why don't you get in here and help us out, huh?  Then it can become something truly wretched (heehee!).

Chess.com's worst thread is probably much better than some forum's best thread.

Hey, at least with us some of the humor will be intentional... 

I've already contributed my uselessness to this thread