Diagonal nukes do not exist 🔥🔥🔥🔥 (all credit to @Got-Dead)

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The story of how diagonal nukes didn’t made the pyramids

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I’m listening…
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wtf is this theory
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They blew up big rock

the nuke only boom one way

Now there pyramids

dead can explain further, he introduced me to this

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Sup Ben
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Not much hbu?

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Just woke up
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About to be not woken up prolly

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I’m tired

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Un ok
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You mean the Giza Pyramid of Egypt and the others nearby? A few years ago, archeologists actually discovered original Egyptian records describing in great detail the building process of the Pyramids. I watched the documentary on the History channel a while ago.

The records were stored in an Egyptian warehouse, but the records survived for archeologists to discover because the roof was this heavy rock (limestone if I recall) and the roof collapsed and basically preserved the documents underneath.

They diverted water from the Nile River during the rainy season to literally have ships of building materials sail right up to the base of the pyramid being built. They then used pulley systems to bring the large blocks up the construction. The records found even names each worker, their job description and how much their salary was. The entire project of the pyramid building was a way to honor the pharaoh, but also a way of displaying national pride. The civilian builders were all highly skilled in their trade and being a part of this massive undertaking was a great source of pride in country.

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Nope. They were diagonal nukes

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Wdym diagonal nukes🙏🙏😭😭😭

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A nuke that only released the boom diagonally

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Technically diagonal nukes are bishops...

I'm not wrong am I?

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No, diagonal nukes use the nuclear energy found in bananas to blow up diagonally

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RealTactics960 wrote:

No, diagonal nukes use the nuclear energy found in bananas to blow up diagonally

Bishops are so good at blowing up pieces diagonally.

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SNIPERS

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I think Tactics may be onto something...

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Deep fried nukes are yummier.

wait are we talking about just nukes or how they taste?