Duck War Interview (Duck Invasion Warning)

Hello! I am going to write an article on the war between humans and ducks on chess.com.

Interview for the war (please fill out and say if I can quote you on this)

1. When did you join the war or this thread? Or this one?
2. What side are you on, Ducks, Humans, or Neutral? (if applicable)
3. What are your thoughts on the current progress of the war?
4. If you were leading your side and the other offered peace negotiations, would you accept? If so, what terms would you bargain for?
5. What are your thoughts on this forum?
6. What clubs have you joined while participating in the war?
7. What's it like living at your army HQ? (if applicable)
8. What are your thoughts on people's attention to this war? (i. e. is anyone still watching it)
9. Would you give me a statement on the war?

Chickens may have joined the Duck side. Foxes, Snakes, songbirds, and the house of Slytherin (I know, strange) are on the Human side. meanwhile, the rest of the Wizarding population and the rest of the houses are on ducks side

Here is the opening to the original post:

"@Derek-C-Goodwin 
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I have started seeing ducks everywhere on chess.com, it started with one in a forum, now they have formed a cult and seem intent on taking over, they even have a duck university now where they train their brainwashed new recruits. No one who has gone in has ever come out yet unless it is as a duck!

https://www.chess.com/club/duck-state-university

An armada was seen landing on the east coast and shortly after this picture arrived there was radio silence.....

I think we need to start sharing recipes for duck pie and duck l'orange on this thread.......

(this is of course a lighthearted post)."

Come and answer me.

This is war correspondent Adalais, signing off.