Dum quotes that sound wise

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DumDolphin09

Just make a made up quote that is completely stupid!

when life gives you lemons, squeeze the lemons into life’s eyes!

BasixWhiteBoy
Wow. That’s actually an amazing quote.
DevinSuckAtChess

What if I get oranges?

DumDolphin09

Make life brush its teeth then shove orange juice down it’s hole!

DevinSuckAtChess

Cool, what about banana

RobloxStudioScripter
Bananas rot faster than your dad left you
Forsaken

Or when a millisecond

DumDolphin09

Uhhh

SHOVE IT DOWN ITS THROAT!

Ayo pause

TheGalaxyGirl253

YO WHAT

BasixWhiteBoy
Keek?
Got-Dead

"When crossing the a river, do as Napoleon did and completely blunder half your army"

DumDolphin09

Im sorry you had to see that #9

Voidwing1
“What could go wrong”
DumDolphin09

“The worst she could say is no”

Got-Dead

"Things are going perfectly!"

SirEliasMuffinlot

“The future is so bright! Humanity can be saved!

Hooray!

*yay.mp3 plays*”

Got-Dead

"It's not a warcrime if there are no witnesses!"
The camera that just caught all the gruesome things I did:

blakez5664
Bump
aabdulloev29
STOP BUMPING THEM
RandomChessPlayer62
aabdulloev29 wrote:
STOP BUMPING THEM

Bump.