Dum quotes that sound wise
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Wow. That’s actually an amazing quote.
What if I get oranges?
Make life brush its teeth then shove orange juice down it’s hole!
Cool, what about banana
Bananas rot faster than your dad left you
Uhhh
SHOVE IT DOWN ITS THROAT!
Ayo pause
YO WHAT
Keek?
Sep 16, 2024
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#11
"When crossing the a river, do as Napoleon did and completely blunder half your army"
Im sorry you had to see that #9
“The worst she could say is no”
Oct 4, 2024
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#16
“The future is so bright! Humanity can be saved!
Hooray!
*yay.mp3 plays*”
Oct 4, 2024
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#17
"It's not a warcrime if there are no witnesses!"
The camera that just caught all the gruesome things I did:
Just make a made up quote that is completely stupid!
when life gives you lemons, squeeze the lemons into life’s eyes!