You gotta tell me how did you convince the guard
Escape jail




call Elon musk have him send in ninjas who give me doughnuts which I use to convince the guards to let me go


Then I act sick to go to the nurse
From there, I hold her at knifepoint and force her to give me her keycard
Then, I simple walk out with her as my hostage
I steal her car, then speed away and hop the border to get to Panama

Congrats! You are the first person to escape. 3 points for escaping first, 5 for the creativity, but -2 points as the chalk broke while stabbing the guards, and you had to hide for the rest of your life. That's a total of 6 points! Person with most points win! You can replay if you want to!

A guard spots you, but brings a nurse to you instead. You have lost item: half a chalk and some dust

Then I act sick to go to the nurse
From there, I hold her at knifepoint and force her to give me her keycard
Then, I simple walk out with her as my hostage
I steal her car, then speed away and hop the border to get to Panama
there are no knifes in the cafeteria.


The warden gets paid $600 a month. He talks to you, but only in monosyllables. If you are obedient, he will just be not so grumpy at you (he is VERY VERY grumpy)
I Will call the toppat clan to hit the wall with the airship