Face reveal of DefenderPug2

I'm just saying the languages of today's generation

Oo wow noice 

I'll start.

damn..

In wintertime, everything is cold and ugly. How did people survive this weather thousands of years ago?

Ah yaa I dunno but I never gave it a thought 

Back then, they’d have to check to make sure that it wasn’t already inhabited. So….you know….they don’t fall asleep and something walks and just eats them….

Or walks out and eats them

 done

Is that your actual living room…….

you're hot

Ah, I see you've been cleaning up for company!

I’m not even joking but why am I getting messages like these a lot…..

But uhh, thanks.

Idk, pug love?

I’ll pm you one of the messages I got from someone….

No thanks, I don't really need to know the details, lol

because you're hot

Fr dats shawty sheesh shoti 

What does that even mean?