Faked deaths

Rumors persist.  Who among these do you think may have faked their own death:

• Elvis Presely (Musician)
• Kenneth Lay (Enron CEO)
• Tim Dog (Rapper)
• Jackie Chan (Martial Artist/Movie Star)
• Michael Jackson (Musician)
• Charlie Chaplin (silent movie star)
• Frank Sinatra (Musician)
• Franklin Roosevelt (US president)
• Andy Kaufman (Comedian)
• Tupac Shakur (Rapper)
• Jim Morrison (Musician)
• Adolf Hitler (scum)
• Grand Duchess Ansastaia (Grand Dutchess)
• Jesse James (Wild West outlaw)
• Alexander I (Russian tsar)
• Louis XVII (heir to the throne of France)

Michael Jackson

I faked being asleep once.  It took me almost 8 hours to realize I was awake.

noone...they really died and it was no fake therefore

There are two actually I reserve final judgement on:

Kenneth Lay and Andy Kaufman.

Where is that? Area 51?

Jackie Chan? Surely you mean Bruce Lee:

You're asking for more leeway? 

To my knowledge Jackie Chan isn't dead. It just seemed a bit leery that's all...

General Lee speaking, of course

Well, if I had to nominate the most likely one on the list to have faked a death it would, sadly, be Adolf.

If the head of the Gestapo escaped without trace [bound for South America somewhere?] then you would have to say that Mr Sieg Heil is also possible.

You missed one as well. You should add John F Kennedy to the list. Some people think that he survived and lived in a semi-vegetable state on a Greek Island in a wheelchair Then Jackie set up a sham marriage to be near him.

Hey. I don't think that. But these weird truther freaks do. Go and ask them. Heck. They probably think that everyone on our list faked his or her death.

Here, look at this.

http://michaeljacksonnotdead.wordpress.com/