Awful luck with family

Hey guys, I'm having a family crisis and since all my close friends are on chess.com I thought it was possible that you guys could help me.

So, I (17M) caught my brother (25M), my sister (18F), my father (58M), my mother (34F), my other brother (24M), my other sister (12F), my uncle (50M), my aunt (47F), my niece (7F), my grandfather on my fathers side (79M), my grandmother on my fathers side (81F/Deceased), my grandfather on my mothers side (92M), my grandmother on my mothers side (92F), my neighbor (34F), my neighbors roommate who is subsequently also my neighbor (37F), their daughter (5F) and my neighbors daughters friend (6F) all throwing a party. I (17M) was not invited to this party, hosted by (50M) and (58M).

(79M), who the party had been thrown for had objected to myself (17M) being invited alongside (7F), (12F) and (34F).

I (17M) believe that this decision, made by (50M) and (58M) was sexist despite myself (17M) being the only (M) not invited. I (17M) successfully convinced (7F), (12F), and (34F) that this was sexist and now (7F), (12F) and (34F) are advocating for (50M) and (58M) to allow myself (17M) into (79M)’s party.

(50M) told me (17M) that I was being a disgrace to the entire (15M, 18F, 58M, 56F, 24M, 12F, 50M, 47F, 7F, 12M, 79M, 81F/Deceased, 92M, 92F) however the others (34F, 37F, 5F, 6F) believe that I (17M) was not being a disgrace to the entire (15M, 18F, 58M, 56F, 24M, 12F, 50M, 47F, 7F, 12M, 79M, 81F/Deceased, 92M, 92F).

In retaliation to being uninvited from the party, I (17M) called my family member (24M) “not thicc in the slightest,” and that he (24M) should “delete his (24M) Instagram account as his (24M) posts were mediocre at best”.

My (58M) contacted me (17M) to tell me (17M) that I (17M) was being removed from the will ($15M). I (17M) think this is entirely uncalled for. After talking to (34F, not 37F), they (34F, 37F) both agreed that this was crazy so they put me (17M) into contact with their (5F) and their (5F)’s friend (6F) for assistance with the whole ordeal.

After repeated contact with (5F) and (6F), I (17M) was arrested by the police (??M, ??M, ??F) and told that I (17M) was an absolute creep.

I (17M) instantly called (34F, 37F) but they (34F, 37F) did not pick up. Then the police (??M, ??M, ??F) showed me (17M) footage which mustn’t have been real as I (17M) didn’t remember it, which showed me (17M) stealing food from children (?M, ?M) to please (5F, 6F).

Furthermore, my (15M, 18F, 58M, 56F, 24M, 12F, 50M, 47F, 7F, 12M, 79M, 81F/Deceased, 92M, 92F) was questioned and agreed that I (17M) was an absolute creep. My (15M, 18F, 58M, 56F, 24M, 12F, 50M, 47F, 7F, 12M, 79M, 81F/Deceased, 92M, 92F) then showed the police (??M, ??M, ??F) that I (17M) had not been taking my prescription medicines.

I (17M) have now been taking my (17M) meds for 1 week and have gone back to normal. But now my (17M) (34F, 37F) refuse to talk to me (17M), (5F, 6F) aren’t allowed near me (17M) and my (17M) (15M, 18F, 58M, 56F, 24M, 12F, 50M, 47F, 7F, 12M, 79M, 81F/Deceased, 92M, 92F) refuse to put me (17M) back in the will ($14M after (50M gambling addiction)).

I (17M) was unaware that I (17M) was a creep and therefore believe I (17M) should be freed from any punishments but my (34F, 37F) think that I (17M) am responsible for my (17M) actions. I (17M) believe this is ridiculous and that I (17M) didn’t know.

So, Chess.com, what should I do?

I misread the title as "family poem" and got confused reading the first line but the whole writing confused me anyway so my suggestion is post this on r/askreddit and get upvote

About the will, seek a lawyer. If you're one of the legal heirs, you can fight for your share.

I like your presentation of age/sex. Story clear to me.

You threw me off where it says brother 25 / mother 34.

Brother by another mother?  But with our op,  who really knows? 

Should have been titled awful luck with family.  Part 2 of the awful luck series. 

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/awful-luck-with-girls

@Destiny I like your story and style but don't like the title. I insist to change the title

FAMILY FEUD

1) Looks like copypasta
2) Even if not, this is obviously far from the whole story. Very very far from it.
3) And in any case this isn't the place to ask.

Eyyy your neck

You're back*

Your neck your back?

That's the start to a song I'm almost certainly not allowed to quote here, lol.

Lol

this sounds oddly like a Dr. Phil story where it turns out the first storyteller is full of it.

Who are your close friends? Lett me guess. 17F, 18F. 15F, etc.