“Bloody hell, what the bleep has happened here you filthy bleep” shouts the mystery girl. She’s awake and clearly not a morning person! I did think it was peculiar that her side of the bed was relatively clean considering the mishap. Her sexy thong was still intact and remarkably clean too. Ahhh the penny drops... It was me who bleep the bed! “Sorry darlin’, call me yeah” I blurt out, before hastily disappearing through the doorway.
fifty shades of brown
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Sep 30, 2019
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kzhang41 wrote:
It is a sad day....
Nah, probably my favourite ever book has a chapter like this (Trainspotting). It's very disgusting lol
It lost the man booker prize (very big deal in the UK) based on it's "questionable content". They knew they'd f***ed up, because they gave it to James Kelman the next year.
You'd be surprised how not far away from extremely high quality literature this actually is lol
Fella read world's shortest stories. I think there's a massive place for that in our modern hectic lives. Might give it a read myself.
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Oct 1, 2019
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I'm finding it hard to believe that, if you bleeped the bed, you wouldn't know the instant you woke up. At least, if you were in good enough shape to take a shower. Failing that, surely the penny would drop when you noticed that most of the bleep was on your side of the bed.
Oct 1, 2019
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I disagree with Asmo2k. I don't think this is anywhere near very high quality literature. Sorry.
Oct 1, 2019
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Reuben_Sammitch wrote:
I disagree with Asmo2k. I don't think this is anywhere near very high quality literature. Sorry.
Read Trainspotting, then read this (quite similar). Hence my amusement.
Oct 1, 2019
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Asmo2k wrote:
Reuben_Sammitch wrote:
I disagree with Asmo2k. I don't think this is anywhere near very high quality literature. Sorry.
Read Trainspotting, then read this. Hence my amusement.
I think I did read it, a long time ago. If you meant 'similar in content' then yes you're right that there are scenes like this in lit. But i took you to mean 'similar in quality'...
Oct 1, 2019
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Reuben_Sammitch wrote:
Asmo2k wrote:
Reuben_Sammitch wrote:
I disagree with Asmo2k. I don't think this is anywhere near very high quality literature. Sorry.
Read Trainspotting, then read this. Hence my amusement.
I think I did read it, a long time ago. If you meant 'similar in content' then yes you're right that there are scenes like this in lit. But i took you to mean 'similar in quality'...
I didn't mean that they need to find Kingsonic and give him the booker prize lol
I was referring towards to reactions such subject matter receives, consequences of that, etc.
Having recently read "The Worlds Shortest Stories", which I very much enjoyed, I decided to write a 'Micro' novel of my own (took around 30 minutes), it's only one page long.. Hope you like it.
Fifty Shades of Brown
The moment I open my eyes I just know it is destined to be a bad day. The pretty young girl lying beside me must be some 15 years my junior. Whilst a glimpse of her young body is met with my instant approval, the fact she has apparently bleeped the bed during the night is somewhat less attractive.
My memory is stubborn and offers no clues. An over indulgence in alcohol and too much marijuana is the probable cause. Who is she? Where did we meet? Does it really matter? ‘No’ I answered myself, whilst quickly making headway towards the shower. Not so refreshing as a morning shower could be, what with bits of stool floating around my feet!
Out of the shower, now fully dressed, I head straight for the door. ‘Keep going, keep going, you can do it’, I reassure myself. My hands now on the door handle... “